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Date Posted: 09:52:37 03/09/10 Tue
Author: Donna Ray '51
Subject: Re: Jokes
In reply to: Warren Byerly 56 's message, "Jokes" on 15:41:58 02/26/10 Fri

Love these jokes! Keep them coming!

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[> [> Re: Jokes -- Glenn Holle, 16:00:48 03/11/10 Thu

Excersize for people over 40 - works for me

For those of us getting along in years, here is a little secret for building your arm and shoulder muscles. You might want to adopt this Three days a week.

Begin by standing straight, with a 5-LB. potato sack in each hand.
Extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can - try to reach a full minute. Relax.

After a few weeks, move up to 10-LB potato sacks, and then
50-LB potato sacks, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-LB potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight out for more than a full minute.

After you feel confident at that level, start putting a couple of potatoes in the bags.


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[> [> [> Re: Jokes -- Donna Ray, 08:14:35 03/13/10 Sat

Glenn, love it.

I can do 10 lbs!


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[> [> Re: Jokes -- Glenn Holle, 12:10:48 03/26/10 Fri

A young woman runs through the front door of the City General Hospital. She finds the duty nurse at the front desk and exclaims, “I need to see an Upturn!”

The dumbfounded nurse thinks over the request and replies, “Miss, you must want to see an Intern.”

The upset young woman then demands, “Well, I want to go to the fraternity ward!”

The harried nurse responds, “You must mean the maternity ward.”

The anxious young woman says, “Whatever, I need a contamination.”

The patient nurse is getting the hang of the verbal confusion and answers, “Madam, you want an examination.”

By this time the irritated young woman screams at the nurse, “Upturn or Intern, Fraternity or Maternity, Contamination or Examination!! All I know is that I haven’t demonstrated for three months and I think I’m stagnant!!”


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[> [> [> Re: Jokes -- Glenn Holle, 11:50:40 03/30/10 Tue

Donna, Sorry that you did not like my joke. I thought it was one of the best ever... so if you dislike that there will not be anymore :^)


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[> [> [> Re: Jokes -- Donna Ray '51, 06:53:52 04/01/10 Thu

Glenn, what makes you say I don't like your jokes? I love them.


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