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Date Posted: 20:37:06 09/01/12 Sat
Author: Warren Byerly, '56
Subject: Joke Time

We had great jokes last year. Hoosiers are the funniest people I know and the Kind was Red Skelton. Donna won last year but never was able to collect her prize. How about the prize being a hand sketched picture by Charlene Swankie. She's good. She is in the Colorado mountains right now and on her blog is a picture of her doing a picture for me. Go to swankiewheels.blogspot.com
Here's the starter to beat: The Shriners from the local county town decide to take 93 year old Pappy to the convention. One night Pappy went to the room and bed early and the group decided to hire a hooker for Pappy. She goes up and knocks on Pappy's door. Pappy answers and she says she is here to give him super sex. Well, Pappy doesn't answer for awhile but finally says, "Young lady, if it's all the same to you I'll have the soup."
OK lets here 'em....

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[> Re: Joke Time -- Byron Terry, 11:34:58 11/29/12 Thu

Do you know why men prefer guns over women?

You can buy a silencer for a gun.


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[> Re: Joke Time -- Fred, 18:27:01 12/03/12 Mon

OK An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Hey it could happen


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[> [> Re: Joke Time -- Donna Ray '51, 08:10:38 12/04/12 Tue

So far, so good, and funny.


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