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Date Posted: 23:46:00 02/01/03 Sat
Author: "The Great One" Kevin Williams
Subject: The Dream..... Part 2

(The Following is off camera)



(Kevin is still standing atop the "rumble in section C" admiring his handy work. He has been waiting for a little while, and they have not stopped the fight, but they got tired of waiting and continued the game. Kevin is now growing extremly bored. So he decides to hop on down to the concession stand and quench his thirst as well as cease his hunger. He jumps down into the tunnel and goes back into the inner works of the stadium. He passes many people, some in Black some poor fools in Red, some people in neither which means they are business men or celebritys there to be seen. Finally Kevin reaches the stand.)


Vender: Can I help you??

KW: Yes, you MAY... help me.

Vender: Umm... may I help you??

KW: Yes you may.

Vender: ...

KW: ...

Vender: ummm what would you like???

KW: You mean what I FANCY??

Vender: (getting annoyed) What would you fancy??

KW: I would FANCY a hot dog and a Sprite.

Vender: PLEASE...

KW: Please what??

Vender: Arent you going to say please?? You made me say what you wanted. So the least you could do is say please to me.

KW: .... really....

Vender: Yeah.

KW: You want me to say please, to get you to do your job.

Vender: Yes, I do.

KW: Ok, how about you get my me stuff and I wont kick you for a field goal??


(The vender gets a frightened look on his face and quickly goes to get Kevins stuff. Kevin mumbles to himself.. "if theres one thing I cant stand its a smartass concession vender at the Super Bowl... I mean damn." The Vender returns with the stuff.)


Vender: That will be $7.57.


(Kevin reaches for his wallet and pays the man. As soon as he puts his wallet up and grabs his hot dog to take a bite a guard walks up.)


Guard: Excuse me sir but can you not read???


(The man points to sign hanging on the counter that Kevin must have overlooked. As the Vender cracks a smile.)


Guard: The sign says... "It is prohibited to hassle, scare, or frighten the vender at this concession stand. He has enough trouble at half time. Failure to do this will result in punishment." What do you think of that??


(Kevin takes a big bite of his hot dog and replys while chewing.)


KW: (smack) So... (smack, smack) your sayin that... (smack) i violated that sign. (smack) and you wanna know what i think (smack, smack, smack) bout it???


(He takes a swig of his sprite, and the Guard nods.)


KW: I think that failure usually does result in punishment. You failed by coming over here and interupting my snack, and I will punish you by whooping your ass.... then i will beat.... the living..... HELL!! out of this dumbass vender.

Guard: I cant allow that sir.

KW: What are you gonna do about it?? Offer me a doughnut and coffee???


(Then six more guards come in and surround Kevin. And he calmly finishes his dog and sprite. The guards start advancing.)


Guard: Dont resist sir.

(Kevin does his best Tom Cruise in Minority Report impression.)


KW: Everybody Resists.



To be continued at halftime...

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