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Date Posted: 20:58:52 02/03/03 Mon
Author: "The Natural" Matt Thornhill
Subject: Taking a break

Scene opens up on Matt Thornhill in his hotel room in Tokyo. Thornhill's attention is torn between his clothing and gear being placed in it's proper places and the interview with George Foreman on Jay Leno.

George Foreman? The former world champion boxer? Why would he--oh. Those lovely little grills! Thornhill chuckles to himself. I got 5 of those things as wedding presents, Thornhill thinks to himself. Sure does make a mean hamburger, though...

Thornhill isn't watching the show for good ol' George and his multitasking marvel of a grilling machine. Thornhill has particular interest in the next guest, being introduced now.

Hardcore Khan makes his way out and proceeds to get cut off in every possible fashion by Mr. Foreman.I knew I liked that guy for some reason, Thornhill chuckles to himself, even if he DID name all of his children George...

Cut to an hour later. Thornhill is seen on the phone, talking to someone in an angry tone. As the audio becomes clearer, we hear Thornhill's end of the conversation...

...told you already, George...I got FIVE of the blasted things for my weddi-- where am I going to put your fat daddy model when I'm on the roa-- BATTERY powered? You've got to be kidd-- you're serious? $23.99? That's not too bad... I may have to look into tha--

Suddenly, there is a knock at Thornhill's door.

Hey, George...sorry to cut you short, man. I'll see you later on though, ok? Alright man, talk to you later. Thanks again for the heads-up about the ba-- alright, bye...

Thornhill gets up and answers the door, to see a short, chubby man in a CWF t-shirt and hat standing at his door. Obviously an interviewer, Thornhill invites him in and sits down.

Matt Thornhill, I'm sure by now you've seen the comments made by HCK about your match. What do you think about what he's said?

To be honest, I'm quite confused. Is he going to be in Tokyo, or isn't he? He doesn't sound too enthusiastic about being there to wrestle me.

That's ok, though. I understand. Especially after what happened on the last Glory. A victory that should have been mine was taken from me...by my own partner. Or was it my partner? I don't even think TJ Raven knows what happened, and he's the one who hit me with the chair.

But this isn't about Raven, this is about HCK. Khan, you seem to have a bit of a double-focus issue. Is it wrestling, or is it the women? You just can't get a good handle on either, can you?

Khan, I completely understand you running off to the radio for two reasons. First of all, you've got the face for radio! What better way to woo the ladies? They don't have to look at you...hide behind a mike and break out the best phonesex voice you can find...or Howard Stern. Whichever you prefer...

Secondly, you'll be "hitting the hot-spots", as you so crudely put it, instead of your shoulders hitting the mat for the 1-2-3. Getting women to swoon and coo at you over the phone SURELY has to get your teeny peeny perculating a little bit more than the thought of being destroyed by a revenge-minded Matt Thornhill.

Sure, go run off and hide in your studio. Or not. The choice is totally yours! Think on these things, though...how will you feel about being beaten because of a vagina?

Uhm...wow...strong words from Matt Thornhill. Than--

Thornhill stops the interviewer short, grabs the camera, and wheels it squarely on his face.

One more thing...Hysteria, enjoyed the show. Give me a call sometime if you want an up-and-coming CWF employee to appear...I'll even do it free of charge!

Scene fades out with Thornhill walking back to his TV to watch the late replay of the Jay Leno show.

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