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Date Posted: 23:09:28 02/05/03 Wed
Author: "The Great One" Kevin Williams
Subject: The Dream (Part 3)

The following is off camera....


(Kevin is now staring at the wall of a holding cell deep inside Qualcom Stadium in San Diego. After his fight with the security guards he was thrown in here. He is lost in thought...

Inner Thoughts: What the hell.... when did they start giving security guards damn tazer guns??? That had to have been 10,000 volts. (He rubs his stomach) Still burns too. Even the damn vender had one. That fat bastard guard, he better hope i dont find him again. Fat... Homer Simpson is fat. This reminds of that episode where Homer and the gang went to the superbowl. They were thrown in a holding cell too. Only I dont think Dolly Parton is going to come along and bail me out, like she did them. Man that woman has some big....

His thought are interupted by the tv turning on the cell. As someone walk to his door.)


KW: I bet the damn TV is here to torture those who foolishly got locked in here and cant be in the seats watching the damn thing. Man that pisses me off.

Guard: As well it should. Thats what you get when you mess with Super Bowl security.

KW: Dolly!?! Oh its only the fat guard. Well yours are almost as big as Dollys. But I bet you wouldnt be so tough without your backup and that damn tazer gun... now would you???

Guard: Were the only ones here, you want me to come in there and show you im your daddy???


(Kevin jumps up from his bed.)


KW: Come on fat boy!!!


(The guard opens the door and runs in and is tripped by Kevins belt he had placed at the bottom of the cell door. The guard didnt see it, and falls and busts his face on the hard concrete floor. Kevin then comences to stomping the living hell out of the helpless guard, and calls him a dumbass. He handcuffs the guard to the bed and takes his keys. He puts his belt back on slams the door closed.)


KW: There you go... now you can show the next guy in here your thier daddy you fag.


(Kevin picks up the tazer gun and starts to walk off. But he sees Shania Twain on the tv in the cell. So he watches her a little while. Notices she is obviuosly lip singing. But who cares hes there to watch her, not listen. However when No Doubt comes on he covers his ears and walks away cause that @#%&@ cant sing worth a damn. He is walking down the hall when he sees a guy coming toward him. The man is wearing a CWF shirt, and recognizes Kevin. He begins to talk to Kevin.)


Man: OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN ITS KEVIN WILLIAMS MAN IT IS SO COOL TO MEET YOU IM A HUGE FAN OF THE CWF I WATCH IT ALL THE TIME AT HOME ON MY TV ITS A MAGNAVOX TV AND I LIKE IT SO MUCH I ALMOST LIKE IT AS MUCH AS MY FAVORITE WRESTLER IS BRETT HEALEY HE IS COOL....


(Kevin is growing weary of this conversation... but the mention of Brett just pisses Kevin off.)


KW: Man dont you ever pause between sentences??

Man: HES SO COOL IN HIS PURPLE SHIRT AND HIS AUSSIE ACCENT IS SO WILD I LOVED HIS BOOK I HAVE FIVE COPIES (Kevin suddenly remembers the tazer gun in his pocket) AND I THINK CAN HE BEAT EVERYONE CAUSE HE IS THE BEST EVER IN THE CWF AND HE WILL BE THE WORLD CHAMP SOME DAY....


(Kevin then shocks the fan with the tazer gun, and laughs as he lays as on the ground shaking and jerking. He then decides to stomp the hell out of the fan as well. But he laughs for he is enjoying it more this time. When he is done he simply puts up the gun and heads toward the cheers of the fans....)


To be continued in the Third Quarter....

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