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Date Posted: 05:37:15 01/14/03 Tue
Author: Hardcore Khan
Subject: Certainly is cold up North...

The scene opens in a nice quiet part of Glasgow around evening time. What can be seen is fine Victorian architecture. The screen displays a street from above, the camera pans across the street catching a glimpse of resteraunts, bars and shops all radiating with confidence and friendliness in a down-to-earth way.
The scene cuts to another part of Glasgow, the sky is much darker now. It's 12:45 in the moring according to the giant clock in the middle of town. The camera shot pans down to the base of the clock and moves along to large 19th century architeture. It is obvious to note, it must be the prestigious University of Glasgow (founded in 1451).
Again the screen shifts to a nearby lamp post where Hardcore Khan is leaning on the pole. He is smoking a cigarette as snow falls all around him. He just looks into the sky and gets a smile on his face from the site of snow. HCK is wearing a pair of worn denim jeans and a black hooded sweatshirt with HCK printed on the front in red bold letters. He takes another drag from his cigarette and begins to walk down the street and through a park. As he walks the camera view stays on him. After a few seconds Khan begins to talk.

HCK: Isn't this lovely? the fresh snow, the cool air. It's great when you can walk down the street and see your breath. I have not been in Glasgow for a long time. London is my home but this is also home. I used to study here, did you know? A degree in Statistical Mathematics. The confusing lectures, the university rugby team and wrestling. All the memories. It's great to be back!

Khan takes a couple more puffs of his cigarette as he gets to a sidewalk next to the street. He walks over to a sparkling blue BMW covertible and gets in. He revs the engine a few times and turns on his wipers to get rid of the snow buildup on the windshield. The scene cuts to the inside of his car. He is smoking his cigarette and the stereo is playing 'Leader of Men' by Nickelback on a low volume. He takes a drag from his cigarette and continues.

HCK: Kevin, I think you need to stop assuming things. Who told you I'm a hardcore wrestler? Simple simple Willy! The name Hardcore is not there cos' I bring trashcans and lids to the ring like that retard TJ Retard! The name is Hardcore because I lay it down Hardcore on my ladies... Get your facts straight!

Khan takes a couple of drags off of his cigarette and continues driving. He just looks out of the window as if he was staring at the stars. He takes another drag from his cigarette and throws it out the window and continues talking.

HCK: When we wrestle, you'll find out exactly what kind of wrestler I am. By the way, which pub were you at? Musta been where all the retired legionaires hang out from what it looked like. How much did you pay them to chant your name? "Little Willy! Little Willy!" £4.99? It must have made them feel important.

Khan smirks and takes a left turn at a green traffic light.

HCK: Maybe I should make a similar offer to you. You see Little Willy, I am giving you an opportunity to either leave without your pride but in good health, or without your pride in a stretcher. I... I can help you Willy. I know you are a serious guy with a one track mind, but that won't matter. Everybody needs a little bit of fun. Even you. Wednesday night, I'm gonna be merciful and will give you the option to forget our match and enjoy a good night with any and as many of my hardcore ladies. Just make sure you don't come wearing a kilt, my Scottish friend's only like to wear them on speacial occasions... not in pubs! But if you wanna wear a kilt, make sure you wear stockings underneath as it is cold up here in the North.

Khan stops his car, looks into the camera and winks his left eye with a cocky smile. The back door opens as two sexy young red-haired women get into the car, with long fur coats. As they sit down, a flash of their legs makes it obvious that underneath their warm coats they haven't got much on.

HCK: The choice is yours Kevin Williams. Will you see the reason behind my words or will they go in one ear and out of the other? Make the right choice Willy, either way you will be taking the ride of your life. I guess that depends on your interpretation.

Khan laughs, pulls on the clutch, and accelerates down the street. The screen abruptly turns to static.

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