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Date Posted: 08:09:07 01/14/03 Tue
Author: Flabulas
Subject: Oh dear... it seems there's a joke on you B

~Flabulas and Laura are sitting in a restaurant. Gad sits at the table as well with his camera pointed at the two. Flabulas, as usual, is trying his best to spend his entire Paycheck on food. There is a TV on that Flabulas is watching with half a mind. The new Bistista spot comes on the air. When it finishes, Flabulas lets out the laugh that’s been building.~

Flabulas – It looks like that newsletter riled the big B. Heh… I didn’t write it, the Fat Man Fan Newsletter is entirely under the control of my fans. The only thing I have to do with it is that it’s about me. Oh boy. Bistizta needs a doctor to pull his head out of his ass. My God, it’s absolutely hilarious.

~Flabulas has to wipe away tears of laughter before cutting out a piece of steak and putting it in his mouth after dipping it in some A1.~

Flabulas – Wow, this is some good steak.

Laura – Dallas, that man is no one to laugh at. He’s a monster, a big, sick man.

Flabulas – I can’t help it. How can I not laugh at this self important pitbull with a inferiority complex. Come on Laura, don’t you see the humor in this situation?

Laura – No I can’t. You’re being rude and cruel. He may not be a nice man, but he still deserves some measure of respect.

Flabulas – I respect him, sure I do. I respect each one of my opponents, in the ring anyway. Personally, I think he’s not bad there, but I don’t know how he managed to grow up. In the ring he’s a force to be reckoned with, outside of the ring…

~Flabulas starts laughing again.~

Laura – Now what are you laughing at?

Flabulas – I was just thinking… heh… heh… what was Bastiga doing reading a fan newsletter about me? Heh… I think somebody’s holding back their true feelings.. Ha! Maybe I should send him an autographed photo!

~Flabulas busts out laughing again, louder than ever. His face is bright red and it looks like his heads gonna pop. Laura looks around, obviously embarrassed by her husband. Gad turns the camera on himself.~

Gad – Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, it looks like the Fat Man has lost his mind. I’d like to apologize to everybody who had to see this and-

Flabulas – Shut up Gad. It’s hilarious. To think, Bastiga is a fan of mine! Ha! Oh! Oh, it’s too much. Oh man, oh man, the Big B is a fan of me, the Fat Man. Oh god… it’s too much!

~The scene ends with Flabulas falling out of his chair and rolling around on the ground.~

.:| Heh… sorry, but you walked right into that one|:.

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