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Date Posted: 19:24:40 01/19/03 Sun
Author: TJ Raven
Subject: Finally Arrived

*The scene opens once again at the Portugal airport we last saw. It's at one of the gates where a crowd of wary passengers stagger from the airplane. Lat off the plane is TJ Raven. Dressed in camoflauge pants and a black tanktop and the usual black boots, wheeling a small bag behind him he approaches the sleeping camera crew.



TJ: Hey. What's going on guys?



*one of the men wakes up from his slumber and wiping the sleep out of his eyes sees TJ, looking down on him and his sleeping brother*



Man #1: Geezus! Don't sneak up on someone like that!



*TJ moves his dark braided hair back from his face, and starts to speak again*



TJ: Oh, sorry about that, but I saw you and your buddy here sleeping and with all the camera equipment around I figured I should see if you were okay. Lotta people who'll rob dumb tourists ya know.



Man #1: Who's a dumb tourist? Not me? and who are you.... hey, wait a minute. You're TJ Raven aren't you?



*TJ nods*



TJ: And you are?



*The first man begins shaking his brother to wake him, but the second man wants no part of it.



Man #2: Leave me alone, Hoss. I told ya we'll do that when we get a hotel.



*TJ raises an eyebrow after hearing this. The first man, now known as Hoss it seems turns to face TJ again. A look of embarassment is painted all over the face of Hoss*



Hoss: *stuttering* we.... we... we're with the CWF. We had an appointment to meet you here at 6:30. We've been waiting all day for you.



*TJ looks down at his watch*



TJ: Well I hate to tell ya but I think you guys may have been a bit early. It's barely 6:30 now.



* a lok that just says dumbfounded comes over Hoss' face. TJ's cell phone rings*



TJ: Excuse me a second.



*TJ steps away from Hoss and begins speaking to whoever is calling him*



*distantly*TJ: Yeah, okay. Okay he called you about the match? No, one of the guys associated with him did? What do you mean you don't know? Okay you don't know who it was, but you got a call. Okay what'd they say? He accepts the match? Okay so it's all set for Electromania 4? Coolness



*TJ ends his call and steps back over to Hoss.



TJ: Okay that was some good news I guess. Got the confirmation from Brett Healey. The match for Electromania is set. Anyway, Hoss why exactly are you here?



*Hoss answers although more than a bit annoyed*



Hoss: I told you already. We had an interview scheduled with you at 6:30, and we've been waiting here since 5:45 this morning for NO DAMN REASON!!!



*TJ takes a step back from the babbling madman and begins again*



TJ: Okay, I understand that but that's not my fault. No one ever asked me for interview time.



Hoss: No we didn't have to. We checked with the airline to see when your flight came in.



TJ: You did ask the airline, AM or PM right?



Hoss: Uhh.... ummmm. well.. uh... you see... um... no, no we didn't.



TJ: Well now there ya see where you went wrong?



*TJ picks up his wheeled bag again and begins to walk away*



Hoss: *shouting* Wait! I waited here for over 12 hours, I'm getting my darn interview. What is your prediction for your tag match against Hardcore Khan and "Diamond: Brett Healey?



*TJ stops, turns back towards Hoss and says as a sinister smirk spreads across his face*



TJ: Pain



*With that said TJ once again picks up his bag and walks down the concourse away from the dumbfounded reporter and his sleeping brother*



Hoss: I.... I.... I waited 12 hours for one word? FOR ONE WORD?!?!?! That does it.



*The camera goes toppling over and goes to static as the sounds of things faling over is heard in the background*







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