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Date Posted: 01:27:21 01/20/03 Mon
Author: Diamond Brett Healey
Subject: I'm ready for Glory... With a supprise!

* The scene opens in an airport terminal with people walking around and some people sitting in the chairs waiting. Then the camera pans to the left where a man in a black suit with a mic and the CWF logo on his suit is smiling at the camera, he begins to talk.*

Hi I'm James Turner from the CWF. Im waiting hear at the Lisbon Airport in Portugal, TJ Raven has just arrived, and I saw him catching a taxi to his hotel. I've had word that the next plane to arrive right about now is Diamond Brett Healey's. Things between TJ and Healey are starting to hotten up as they have announced the conferment for their match at Electromania 4, It's going to be a great event in Atlanta Georgia, but now?

*Turner Pauses and turns around to see the passengers coming off the plane and into the terminal. He waits there for Healey to come off the plane, then Healey appears, and a small boy comes up to him with a pen and a picture of him.*

Boy: "Excuse me Brett Healey, Can I please have your autograph"

Healey: Ha Ha Ha, hello there young lad, hear let me take that.

*Healey then grabs the picture of himself and stares at it.*

Ooo, I look great in this picture don't I? Hear, give me that pen?

* The boy gives Healey the pen, then Healey puts the pen in his pocket and gives the picture back to the kid and walks off, the boy is crying in the back ground. James Turner walks up to Healey with mic in hand and talks.*

Healey, Healey, TJ Raven has just arrived before you, and I heard that your match with him at Electromania 4 is confirmed.?

TJ...TJ...ummm oh right TJ Raven, now I remember, he yeah, that's the guy I beat right? Yeah I can't wait for Electromania, I mean DIAMONDOMANIA! Its gonna be a great event. Oh, but that means I'll have to go back to America, dam I was enjoying touring the world.

Yes, well this Wednesday, your up againsed TJ and his partner 'The Natural' Matt Thornhill, plus Kevin Williams, who I'm sure your very well acquainted too is set to be the special guest referee. How do you think Hardcore Kahn and yourself will handle those three?

Well last Time Kahn and myself, Team Healey, went up againsed Williams and TJ Raven, after the match we had a bit of a disagreement, I guess poor old Kahn really wanted to make them tap out, but fortunately, I carried the team to a great win, and Kahn wanted to win, but I assure you, everything between us is fully cleared up and I think we can come back with a win. And as for 'The Great One', well just incase he doesn't draw this match strait down the line, I've brought along my own ref to take over. Come on out Herbert.

*Healey points to the ramp from the airplane, then a small bald guy wearing a referee's shirt comes running out. He runs towards Healey and Turner and drops down between the two and starts to count 1...2...3, then he jumps up and signals for the bell and raises Healey's hand in the air.*

Well, I see you've been practicing Herbert, already for the big day? Well Herbert doesn't talk much, but what he lacks in speech, he makes up for in great refereeing work, don't you Herbert?

Well Healey, I was wondering if I could have your thoughts on the new comer Matt Thornhill, who attacked you last week on glory while you were interfering with Williams match.?

Interfearing? Hey ilke I already told Monroe, I was giving him a many hug, like the boys at home do. Well young Thornhill has made an impressive start to the CWF, I mean going after Diamond Brett Healey on his debut is a real accomplishment, I think that in a few years and years and years, Thornhill may be quite the young superstar in the CWF, he's got a great future ahead of him, I'm sure so...

*Herbert leans over to Healey, and Healey bends down, then Herbert whispers something in Healey's ear.*

What's that Herbert?... Herbert, you know that's not a very nice thing to say. Well ok, Herbert says that he thinks Thornhill sucks, well we know it's not nice to talk like that about people, so maybe we could edit it out of the interview. [Talking quietly] But Thornhill really does suck doesn't he Herbert, He He.

Healey, we saw that you hosted Kid's say the Darnd'st things a few days ago, did you feel embarrassed at all when that kid attacked you?

Well I'll tell you one thing James, that's the last time I'm ever hosting a TV show, or going to Disneyland that's for sure. People think that's its so cute when a little kid says something intelligent, but its not, they just want an excuse to be on TV, if they want to be a damn celebrity they need more than just a few cute words. See this shirt? Costs a lot of money, and they don't make it in size 2, so I say, let those kids have there 15 second of fame, let Bill Crosby have his show, and for god's sakes James, brush your damn teeth, your ridiculous.

*With that, Healey storms off to the right of the camera. Herbert is still standing there staring into space like a zombie, then Healey comes back and grabs Herbert the arm and says*

C'mon Herbert lets go to the hotel and practice some of those three counts.

Then they walk off and James Turner smiles at the camera as it fades out.*

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