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Date Posted: 03:17:52 01/29/03 Wed
Author: Diamond Brett Healey
Subject: Tomorrow When Greatness Was Born




*Diamond Brett Healey is walking down a long hall with doors and lockers on either side. There are young students walking past him and in the other direction. Also some of them are walking into the doors or taking books out of the lockers. The camera is focused on his chest and head, the cameraman is walking backwards while Healey is walking towards it. Healey is smiling like usual, and is wearing his trademark purple silk shirt, then he begins to speak.*

“I’m hear at the University of Minnesota. A lot of the great young businessmen of today went hear, and I thought that this would be a great place to promote my newest book entitled “Tomorrow When Greatness Was Born”.

*Healey then lifts up a book from below the cameras view, he stops walking and displays the cover to the camera. It has a black background with a large diamond on it, in front is a picture of Brett Healey standing with no shirt on, and the words, “Tomorrow When Greatness Was Born” at the bottom. Healey then speaks again.*

“A lot of hard work was put into this great autobiography. I searched for weeks trying finding the best writer, his name is Auvwerdo Sanchez, and he has defiantly captured the essence of my greatness and personality in this book. The cover of coarse was designed by yours truly, and what a great job I’ve done on that! I guess I have more talent than just wrestling. Come to think of it, maybe I should become a model, I look great in that picture don’t I? Any way, I’m going to go into this class hear and promote my book to the younger generation, and maybe even teach them a thing or two of how to become such a gorgeous young athlete like myself.”

*Healey winks and turns to the left, where there is a door, the turns the handle and heads in. The camera follows. Inside there is an old man with white hair standing up the front of the lecture theater talking to the hundreds of university students seated. The old man pauses and looks at Healey and the camera. He has a confused and angry look on his face. Healey smiles and walks up to the stand where he was talking and shoves him aside out of the cameras view, the students are all whispering amongst themselves. Then Healey stands his book up on the podium and looks down at what the professor was reading and then begins to talk to the students.*

“Lets see hear… Ah Physics, I remember back in high school when I did physics, I loved it, I used to always get A’s. Hey, the angle of incidence is equal to the angle of reflection, am I right or what?

*The students just sit there with annoyed looks on their faces.*

“Ok how about this one, Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared… or the way you kids say it, E equals MC squared …”

* Nobody answers.*

“Ha Ha, yeah I guess you crazy kids have already been over them a few times. Anyway, I thought that this place would be a great place to show off my book, since you kids are the future of our economy, you could learn a lot from my book entitled “Tomorrow When Greatness Was Born”. The “Tomorrow” part means tomorrow as in the future and who else to be working for the future than Diamond Brett Healey? The rest of the title is self-explanatory. This book features all your favorite aspects about Diamond Brett Healey, the fact that he’s the most promising rising star in the CWF, to the fact that he still has the most suave choice of style, in fact, there’s a whole chapter on my $500 silk shirt hear, witch by the way, none of you will ever and I mean EVER get your hands on. This book will be on sale this Saturday, but I have a whole truckload of them out back, witch is on sale after class just for you guys, you can buy copies for your friends and families or a personally singed one by me. The first chapter is how I got into wrestling, it describes how much of a natural I was, and how the CWF was all over me as soon as I displayed my physique. Also in the book are some of my great wins, and my fantastic performance at Rock Bottom. And at the end of the book is a sneak preview of what’s install to come for your hero Diamond Brett Healey.”

*Healey takes a small break when one of the male students yells out at him.*

“Nobodies gonna bye that crappy book anyway Healey!”

“Excuse me? Do you know whom your talking to young man? And do you think that you can write a better book?”

“Your just some damn Aussie punk that’s gonna get his ass kicked by Gyon next week!”

“Aussie punk? Hey I’m not that familiar with the language you kids use these days, but the Australian people are proud of me representing them in the CWF. And as for Gyon? Well that little “Yanky punk” has got a long way to go before he can match up to Diamond Brett Healey. So what if he’s made some big impressive start to the CWF, but that all ends next week, all of you hear today will witness the day that Gyon looses his first match. The only person to ever beat me was JYD and he’s dead. Nothings gonna stop me on my way to the PRO title, even though I’m booked at Electro Mania 4, I can still beat TJ in this mystery match and then win the PRO title the next match if I have to. Gyon I tower over you, one inch is a lot, but I know I’m bigger than you in another way too. But I cant say it in front of all these kids.”

*The students continue whispering between each other.*

“And that brings me back to you “punks”. None of you deserve to be in this university, studying physics, all your doing hear it getting drunk and finding someone new to sleep with each night, the future doesn’t look good for any of you. And none of you deserve to even be listening to Diamond Brett Healey any longer. The next time you see me will be when my hand is being raised after beating your hero Gyon.”

*Healey grabs his book and walks out of the theater, the camera follows him out and zooms in on him walking down the hall. In the background we can hear the sound of university students cheering in joy. Then the camera fades out.*




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