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Date Posted: 22:27:49 01/30/03 Thu
Author: "The Peace Maker" Derrick Anderson
Subject: Starting a new job...

~ Snow is franticly falling out of the dark blue sky and the wind is chilling and could cut you to the bone. A man is working on his 95 Grand Am and his hands and ears are blood red from the bitter cold weather. You can see his breath roll out from under the hood of the car making it look like the car is smoking. He rises up and you can see he is wearing a pair of dark green coveralls. He walks over to the car and sits in it and tries to start it, only getting the sound of a starter cranking. He tries it again, and this time the car starts but then dies with a loud backfire. Getting upset he tries on last time, it starts and begins to sputter like it was going to die. He presses the gas to the floor and the engine revs up and begins to sound like a train. The smoke comes rolling out from under the hood of the car and the man being frustrated turns it off, gets out of the car, and kicks in the fender. He then slams the hood shut and walks into his country home. Inside he takes off his coveralls and he is wearing a black UCW shirt. It read, “TPM is 2Xtreme”. Then the man walks over to the sink and turns on the hot water to wash the oil off of his cold hands. While he is doing so the phone starts to ring. So he grabs a handtowl and dries his hands, turns off the water, and walks over to the phone. Looking at the caller ID a cell phone # appears. The man picks up the phone and speaks… ~

*Hello? Yes this is Mr. Anderson. Yes, I’m still interested in joining the CWF. When do I need to report to work? Ok, thank you once again Mr. Stevens. *

~ Mr. Anderson hangs up the phone and smiles. He walks into the bathroom and grabs a set of sheers and pulls his long hair out of his ponytail and cuts it off. Then he takes his hair as short as he can shave it with the sheers. Then he rubs his head and walks over to the sink, wets what hair he has left, puts shaving cream in it, picks up a razor, and begins to shave his head bald. After he is done he raises the shaving cream off of his head and grabs a towel and dries off. He then raises up and rubs his freshly shaved head, and begins to speak to himself… ~

* Man alive, Derrick you’ve outdone yourself this time haven’t you. You have a job in the CWF. This isn’t a walk in the park anymore. I mean look at all the talented superstars here. But are they ready for me, TPM, Derrick Anderson to join the CWF and hit it in full throttle. But I can’t do it in that piece of shit car outside. I know, I can buy me a new one since I’m working two jobs now. Wow, Derrick Anderson the hardcore champion in the UCW (2Xtreme title) is now part of the CWF. I wonder what the fans will think of me? Wait, I have to be kidding myself. Of course all the fans will love me because all the women will want me and all the men will want to be me. TPM is ready for the CWF but is the CWF ready for TPM? Ouch that’s starting to burn. I think I’m getting razor burn. Damnit. *

~ Derrick then turns on the cold water, puts his head under the sink, rises back up, and grabs the towlel to dry off again. ~

* That’s better. Damn razor burn. *

~ Derrick then throws down the towel and walks out of the bathroom and into the living room. Then he opens the entertainment center and grabs a tape and puts it in the vcr. The tv screen comes to life and you see the words, “The Peace Maker” Derrick Anderson v.s. Wife Beater for the Hardcore belt! Derrick sits down and watches the match, for this match is the one that he is the most proud of because he won the Hardcore Title in this match. After the match was over Derrick then gets up and grabs another tape and sticks it in the vcr. This one is a tape of some of the CWF’s biggest superstars. Derrick observes the talent that is on the roster and smiles, for he knows he has found home… ~

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