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Date Posted: 23:11:51 01/30/03 Thu
Author: "The Great One" Kevin Williams
Subject: The Dream.... (Part 1)

(The Following is off camera)


(Kevin just now lays down for a good nights sleep. He climbs in bed wearing only his boxer-briefs. He lays his head on the pillow and is out like a light. He is resting peacefully when suddenly he drifts off into a dream....


...The sun is high in the sky in San Diego, California as the world prepares for the spectacle that is the SuperBowl. The stadium is filled to the top with fans anticapating the action from the grid iron. Kevin Williams enters through one of the tunnels and into the section of seats right behind the Tampa Bay bench. He has on a silver and black Raider jersey with Rice on the back of it, much to the dismay of the Buc fans. He walks to his seat and sets down, the lone black jersey in the sea of red. He has arrived just in time for the national anthem to be sung by The Dixie Chicks. Being a country music fan Kevin likes this, but he doesnt really like the chicks all that much. So he stands and places his hand on his heart until they are through and he sets back down.)


KW: What the hell..... Im on the Tampa Bay side. They put me on the side of the (he lowers his voice to a whisper) the Succaners. Damnit all. I guess I know better than to order tickets online now.


(The kickoff is now under way, and Tampa elects to recieve. So Janakowski kicks it off and Super Bowl XXXVII is under way!! A little while later the Raiders get the ball on an interception. So Kevin, being a Raider fan, stands up to cheer.)


KW: WHOOOOO!!!! GO OAKLAND, WHOOP THOSE SUCCANEERS!!! HELL YEAH, SEND EM BACK TO THE OLD FOLK CAPITAL OF THE WORLD, THOSE SUM @#%&@ES!!! YEAH!!!


(After Kevin finishes his yelling rant on the Buc's he has an epiphany... ??? ~Inner Thoughts: Wait a minute... im on the..... ~ His thoughts are interupted by a flying hot dog coming toward him he quickly dodges and it hits the guy behind him. The man behind him looks like a damn NFL lineman he is so big. Kevin quickly sinks into his seat just before the big man turns around. He looks at the man who threw it since he was yelling "Hell yeah take some hot dog boy!!" and so the big man knows who threw it. He shouts some nasty language toward the man, and it impresses Kevin, hes not heard such great use of those words since his uncle came back from the navy.)


KW: Damn that was close. Damn fans, they take this @#%@ to seriously.


(Now Oakland has lost its momentum, Its now 6-3 following two tampa feild goals. And just then Rich Gannon is sacked. So Oakland isnt fairing to well.)


KW: Man this blows. They are going to kick our@#%&@if we dont do something... wait I have plan.


(Kevin smiles as he stands up.)


KW: HEY TAMPA BAY SUCCANEERS!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE, I MEAN THE DEVIL RAYS SUCK AND SO DO YOU, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE COMING FROM FLORIDA I MEAN LOOK AT THE DAMN DOLPHINS AND MARINO THEY NEVER WON THE BIG ONE!!!! BOO-YAH!!


(As soon as Kevin finishes he dodges a drink and it hits the big guy behind him. The man, with Sprite dripping all over him, turns around and sees it was the same guy who threw the hotdog at him. And his eyes turn red as he yells and dives right over everyone including Kevin to get to the guy. There is now a pier six brawl right behind the Tampa Bay bench at the SuperBowl courtesy of Kevin Williams. Kevin is laughing as suddenly the whole section erupts. Kevin quickly goes up another section and watches his master piece unfold. He notices two guys fall onto the sideline and are still fighting as the Bucs try and seperate them. Everyone is in on the fight that was in that section. He looks around and see a cat fight, and two guys beatin this little red headed guy. All this makes Kevin laugh. He suddenly hears two guys behind say.)


Guy1: What the hell...... they call this a riot?? Come on man lets show them how to riot!!


Guy2: WHOOOOOOO!!!!


(Suddenly the two guys run right into the fray and hit a riot cop on the way, causing the other cops to react by getting out thier nightsticks as the first quarter ends. "Damn im good" he thinks to himself "I single handedly stopped play at the Super Bowl...Yeah." End Scene.)



To be continued in the The Dream 2...

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