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Date Posted: 07:54:18 03/08/03 Sat
Author: The P Bros
Subject: Contains EM4 Spoilers You've been warned

/The Philips Brothers are sitting, for a reason beyond me, in front of a camera, completely ignoring it�s existence. Chances are it�s some sort of promo. Terry doesn�t look too happy and Martin is the complete opposite. He�s grinning ear to ear and Terry is getting more annoyed by the second.\

Terry � God damn it, why�re you so damned happy? We get robbed of our number one contendership.

Martin � Don�t worry about it. You said it yourself back at Electromania, if they want to make a match just so that we can show how much ass the Philips Brothers can kick, let �em. When have we let crap like this screw with us before? Especially since in a match as hectic as that�s gonna be, how well can the ref possibly be watching? I think it�ll be a golden opportunity to-

Terry � Shut up man, we�re filming this. They are going to be showing this on TV. We can�t announce surprises here, everyone will know it and it won�t be a surprise anymore.

Martin � Thank you Captain Obvious. The point is, we�ll domminate this elimination match, it�s nothing we haven�t done before. I mean, look at who we�re facing. Two teams that are relics and another team where one member is managed by a penguin. Seriously, if I didn�t know better, I�d think that there wasn�t any good teams in the CWF.

Terry � Unfortunately that only leaves us to hold up the whole thing. Damn it, I haate being the only team worth their salt. If only all tag teams could be like the Philips Brothers, Tag Team Wrestling would be a lot more exciting. But we get stuck with having to carry the opposing team all the time.

Martin � Hey, let�s give the devil his due. Those two relics held a lot of titles in their time.

Terry � And when was that? The Eighteen Hundreds? Come on Martin, they�re fogies. And the other two teams are both made up of singles wrestlers. What do they know about Tag Team Wrestling, honestly.

Martin � Um... actually, it really isn�t all that different-

Terry � What the hell are you talking about? We�re god�s gift to tag teams and look with the crap we�ve got to work with! These are the times that I haate myself for being so damned good. If I sucked, only a little, the other teams around here wouldn�t look like such total wastes of human tissue.

Martin � I see your point. So, how�s, what�s her name? Lisa?

Terry � Lisa? Lisa�s old news. She was about four chicks ago. I�m going out with Shannon now, you know, the hot blondde.

Martin � Most of �em are hot blonddes.

Terry � You�ve got a point there... she�s the one with the southern accent.... actually, I don�t think you�ve ever met her. I only met her day before yesterday, though she was pretty quick to jump in the sack. I didn�t even get a chance to jump her bones, she jumped mine... I guess that�s what I get for being famous.

Martin � That�s the only reason anyone�d want to jump your bones. Oh god, I really didn�t want that image.

Terry � Which one, the one where you picture fat people on the street or-

Martin � No! God -Nevermind.

/Martin gets up and turns off the camcorder and the screen cuts to a rotating three dimensional rendering of a screwdriver.\

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