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Date Posted: 17:52:53 03/10/03 Mon
Author: Flabulas
Subject: From the bed of Flabulas

~Flabulas is sitting up in a hospital bed. He's wearing a hospital gown (which needless to say is really big) and is looking straight into the camera.~

Gad - Okay, you can start now.

Flabulas - Thanks Gad. This is adressed to John Bitiza of the Championship Wrestling Federation. John, these last months you have been ingaged in a fued with me. To tell you the truth, I'm far passed tired of it. This has gone on much too long. I've taken it this far, and I'll take it as far as your going to make me, but, you made a threat on Wednesday, a threat that went too far. Let me set the stage, I beat you in an Ambulance Match, something that I was hoping would finally get you to stop. I threw you into that ambulance after hitting you with the most devistating move that I posess, magnified even more by the alititude from which I jumped. Then, your manager, whatever the f*ck his name is hit me with a f*cking ambulance.

Then you beat me until I went unconsious with a lead pipe. Do you remember what you said? You said that while I'm at the hospital, you'll be doing my wife. There are two things you need to realize, it isn't a good idea to confess to raape before you've done it, and, the second thing is this. I think I've said it before, but I am going to shoot you if you come withing three feet of her.

I don't give a damn about the law, I don't give a damn about prison. I don't care if you're two feet and eleven inches from her. As soon as I come to, since you'll have to have gotten through me first, I'll take out me little friend here and put a slug right between your eyes.

I realize that you won't be intimidated by my threats, you'll push your luck, but I can only be pushed so far before going over the edge. I'm sure that you don't believe what I've said about my past, I'm sure that you think it was made up and handed to me by the CWF. Just keep believeing that, it'll give me nothing but pleasure for you to get close enough to my wife so that I can feel justified in killling you.

Finally, you keep telling us all how you never forget, well, I'd like to make you forget. I'd like to do so much damage to your head that you can't remember how to take leak. I want to give you the worst amnesia in the history of the world. I want to come as close to killling you as I can within the bounds of the law, so I'm challenging you, right now, to a special little match. I won't tell you what it is yet, but trust me, if you accept, you'll be in the worst shape you've ever been.

Okay, Gad, turn off the camera, I'm done.

~Gad pans over to Laura, who's looking worried, both about her husband's health and his state of mind. Laura notices that Gad's focused on her and she forces a smile.~

Gad - Laura, do you have something to say?

Laura - No- wait, I do. Mr. Bistiza, please don't make any more trouble for my husband. He's been under a lot of stress, with the baby and everything and he really doesn't need this. He really is prepared to do what he says he is, and I don't know that I'll be able to stop him, so please, leave it alone.

~Gad turns back to Flabulas, but, just as he starts to open his mouth, the camera cuts out. I guess Gad didn't change his battery pack.~

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