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Date Posted: 22:27:40 12/29/02 Sun
Author: Hysteria
Subject: The Phone Conversation

Hysteria, his cousin Tommy, and the limo driver have just gotten out of going to jail...Hysteria's phone has just rang...He answers it, with a look of happiness on his face and starts a conversation..


Hysteria: Yeah, this you Jimmy?...


Jimmy: Yeah...Good time?


Hysteria: Sure, what have you heard?


Jimmy: On Glory you'll be fighting Hitman..If he can even make it..


Hysteria: Hitman huh? Yeah, I whacked him good didn't I.....Did you even watch the PPV?


Jimmy: I caught a little bit of it...I ordered it late..But, I did get to see ya....What were you doing in the first place though, before he walked in?


Hysteria: Just general pleasantries...Introducing myself and stuff...Didn't get around to talking much though because of that jackass..


Hysteria's face contorts into a scowl and he lights a cigarette...The limo starts to slow as they reach a hotel...Tommy wakes up and gets out of the limo with a drunken glance back at Hysteria who waves as he is still talking...The limo speeds off again and the conversation picks up..


Hysteria: So, how's your mother?


Jimmy: Not too good, this last stroke really took alot out of her ya know..


Hysteria: I know, I'm sorry man...Just hang in there and support her dude...Whatever happens, happens..and you'll just have to deal with it..


Jimmy: Thanks...Moving on to something a little more cheerful..Looking forward to beating the crap out of Hitman?


Hysteria: Haha...Dude, not many people would consider someone getting his ass kicked to within an inch of life to be cheerful...But, take it however you want...Yes, I am looking forward to it...Hell, I get a free trip out of the country!! I think I've only been out once back in EWWF...But, after a while ya stop remembering where you've been or where you're going and just go do what they pay you to do....Which is entertain..


Jimmy: You're bringing in a lot less now than what you did back in those days though...Not going to go broke are you?


Hysteria: Ohh hell no...I got money stashed up everywhere....You have no idea how much I made dude...But ya gotta think about it...They don't know what I'm capable of, or if I'm going to work out...So of course they won't waste money on me yet...After Hitman, I'll move on to someone else....then someone better...until I get to where I stop....I might not make it to the top here, alot of good competition....And I am getting old...But If you signed someone who hadn't stepped into a ring for two years, would you want to pay them a crapload of money?


Jimmy: Umm...no....


Hysteria: Exactly my friend, exactly..


The limo rolls to a stop again..The sun has just started to come up, and Hysteria has been up quite a while, and been drinking quite alot....But for some reason he isn't stopped outside a hotel, but a gym...Hysteria tells Jimmy to hold and gets out...He walks to the front window and tells Habeeb not to come get him later in the day to go to the airport....He'll just take a cab...Habeeb nods and drives off and Hysteria walks into the gym and straight to the locker room, carrying along a gym bag...He sits down on a bench and continues his conversation...


Hysteria: I don't care about the money anymore anyways...I got paid well a few years ago, and I could live on it for a long time...I'm in it for the fun.....I'm married, got a daughter, and they live well off and don't seem to complain about the money flow..Well, my daughter doesn't because she can't talk yet, why means she can't ask for the credit cards....My wife wanted me to come back to wrestling, because for the past two years I havn't been myself...And I know that's what I was missing, and I'm happy again....Plus, you know as well as anyone that I find a little enjoyment in kicking ass..It's a sport....Hitman will be the first kicked ass in CWF, then they will just keep on coming for as long as I'm not unconcious....Anyways, I'm going to work out for a couple hours, then go back to the hotel and sleep for 5 or so hours...then I'm off to Egypt...


Jimmy: Alright man, that's cool....I'll catch it on ESPN...Seeya


Hysteria hangs up the cell and sticks it in his bag...He changes into tennis shoes and takes off his shirt then heads out to the basketball court to start his work out...Every shot misses, and he gets frustrated, obviously tired...He throws the ball over to the corner and walks out the door towards the weight room...


Hysteria: Good thing I didn't join the NBA...I'd get paid minimum wage..




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