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Date Posted: 22:15:37 12/31/02 Tue
Author: Hysteria
Subject: Airport Interview

4:00 PM...Hysteria worked out for 3 hours then took a cab to the hotel and crashed...He's standing at the curb trying to flag a taxi, but very few are passing by..and the one's that are have someone in them already....Finally one stops and Hysteria gets in along with a large bag...The trip to the airport is quiet...Hysteria is still kind of tired from all the drinking and staying up late, and just doesn't care to talk, which is very unusual...They make it to the airport and Hysteria gets out with his bag and goes in through the doors and up to the counter..He reads the lady's nametag, which says Julia, then goes through the process..

Hysteria: Hi, how ya doing?

Julia: Good...Where you headed today?

Hysteria: Egypt...Here's my flight info and ID..

Hysteria puts his info on the counter and Julia checks the information in the computer..

Julia: Just checking one bag today?

Hysteria: Yeah.

Julia: Okay then, we'll take your bag and get it all set up...You understand that you may be selected for a random search at the gate?

Hysteria: That's fine..I'm only carrying a six pack and two guns..

Hysteria points to his stomach then flexes both his arms, which gets a laugh from Julia...Hysteria takes his boarding card and heads up the escalator to the main gate..He makes it through the metal detector with out a problem then heads to his departure gate...His plane has been delayed an hour and a half...

Hysteria: Sh*t...Ohh well, I'll just take a nap..


Hysteria starts to walk towards a seat...He decides rather to head for the smoke room for a cig...He goes inside and sits down, hardly being able to see anyone else because of all the smoke...He lights one up then a short, oily haired man...Or kid....Okay, it's a man that looks like a kid...sits down next to him...

Shawn: Holy crap..Hysteria? My name's Shawn, I'm a reporter for a wrestling magazine....I'm on my way to Egypt to cover this federation that we havn't written an article about yet...

Hysteria: Yeah, it's me...This fed wouldn't happen to be CWF would it?

Shawn: Yes!!! You know about them?

Hysteria: Of course I do, I recently signed a contract with them...I'm also on my way to Egypt..

Shawn: Really? Didn't you retire from wrestling like two years ago? From..uhh..

Hysteria: EWWF...Yes I did....But now I'm back....I suppose you want to interview me?

Shawn: If you don't mind..

Hysteria: Very well, but make it short...Not only do I really not have a lot to talk about, but I want to grab some grub then take a nap before the flight...

Shawn takes out a small notepad and a pen from his pocket...Hysteria finds a small cigar in his bag and lights it up...

Shawn: Okay, here we go...You said you don't really have a lot to talk about....I would think someone with such a history as you would have tons of things...Like the time you faked your death in EWWF, then came back....Your alliance with four other superstars forming the greatest stable that fed ever knew, The Elite...Your several runs as World Champ, Intercontinental, Tag Team....and so many others.....So, why would you say there's nothing.?

Hysteria: Shawn, you just don't get it do you...That was two years ago..Hell, most of those things happened a year or two before I retired...So make that four years ago...I've let it all go now...Sure I gloated about my illustious past when I first joined CWF, but I don't think anyone really gives a damn because there's a ton more competition here that think they are better than me, and granted some probably are...Now, the real reason I say that is because my first match is coming up against some jackass calling himself Hitman...And I havn't seen him hit a damn thing yet...But I, however, have already hit the Hitman...with a fricking steel chair...and still no response....And with no response, I have nothing to say....I've said my piece, he hasn't....and I'm tired of waiting, so I'm done...Now, that's probably not all the stuff you want for your interview....But it is all that you are going to get....And you or anyone else for that matter probably won't hear or see me until my match...Unless that scared ass bastard finally shows his face and gives me a reason...

Shawn is pretty well confused as to Hysteria's mood, which is generally pleasant....and without saying a word gets up and walks away...Hysteria finished his cigar then heads down to Burger King which is in between the smoke room and his gate....Looks like Hysteria will have alot of frustration to release come Glory.



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