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Date Posted: 11:46:35 01/01/03 Wed
Author: Hardcore Khan
Subject: The treasures of Cairo


The scene opens in what seems to be a private garden of an exquisite hotel, at night. The sky is black and the only lights are two wall lamps. Distants sounds of arabic music can be heard from inside one of the hotel suites, possibly from a private party. Excluding these distant sounds, the air within the garden is silent, and the place seems empty as the camera pans around. But a light becomes visible as the camera moves along further until we soon see Hardcore Khan, dressed in a white shirt and khaki trousers, slumped on a bench, smoking a cigarette, the light from the cigarette illuminating his body. A steady, rythmic inhaling and puffing is all that can be heard. The camera pans around the garden and comes full circle back towards Hardcore Khan, his face giving an expression of being disspointed and annoyed.


HCK: Rock Bottom, what an anti-climax! First of all, I get booked in a tag match without even being notified in advance, and secondly my tag partner makes me lose my match! Then to top it all off, the crowd didn't even show me any respect! I mean, I was trying to co-operate with that loser partner of mine, but he didn't wanna do any team-work, he wanted to do things his own way! The loser cost me my match!


Khan's voice intensifies as he speaks into the camera.


HCK: That's right... You cost me my match Kevin 'Loser' Williams! You listening to me Loser-Willy? You are the most selfish, most arrogant, cocky, self-centred tag partner I have ever had. You got what you deserved and there are only two things you can do about it, love it and admit it!


The camera focuses in on Khan's face, his voice calms again and becomes soft again.


HCK: Kevin, I've said all that I really need to say to you now, what I need to address now is whether I am gonna be standing shoulder-to-shoulder with Diamond Brett Healey in Egypt, the fact is simple, I'm a good tag partner. I'm supportive and can carry a team, as long as my partner can do the same. And Brett is not a problem to me. I can see this team working very well.


HCK takes pulls another puff from his cigarrette, looking up towards the sky and smiling.


HCK: That's right, Kevin 'the Loser' Willy was a problem. He was more concerned about wrestling a match by the rules, rather than winning. I'm sure Brett isn't like that, he seems more like a person who will go after the win and I'm cool with that!


HCK finishes the cigarette and throws it to the floor, out of the camera's view.


HCK: Now I got a little message for that TJ Raven. The bitch who thinks he's funny... Is hardcore porn the best you can do? I'm not laughing? Mr tough guy running his mouth, saying you want some stupidly pathetic match like you got all the stroke around here! What is it you said again? a no DQ, razor wire, japanese death match? Are you crazy? No wait... you must be a retard!


HCK rolls his eyes up in a rude manner, implying upon, what Khan believes to be, the stupidity of TJ Raven.


HCK: I can't believe a retard like you demanding a match such as that, it's not that I have anything against retards. I have wrestled many retards around the world, especially in the United States. But you Raven, you give a new meaning to the word stupid! By the way, what's a retard like you doing sitting in a brothel? Even in a brothel you're a lonely son of a bitch.


HCK pulls out a bottle of still water, unscrews the cap and drinks from the bottle. HCK screws back the bottle cap.


HCK: Willy and Raven, as you can see, I'm prepared for Egypt. I'm only drinking still mineral water while I'm staying here in Cairo. I'm eating good food at this nice place Im staying at. I'm making sure I'm keeping healthy, and I know what to avoid because I'm prepared! In the same way, I'm prepared to take Mr Raven and his Little Willy on the ride of their lives when we meet at Glory!


A beautiful dark haired middle-eastern woman sits down next to Khan, dressed in a very revealing robe, she starts nibbling on his ear and rubbing her hand over his body. Khan smiles and takes the woman down on to her back as the screen slowly fades to black.


HCK: As you can see, I'm prepared for all occasions, especially because I know that when one comes to Egypt, one must make the time to explore the treasures of Egypt.


Once the screen is completely black, all that can be heard is the pleasurable soft sounds of the sexually attractive woman being taken on, what Hardcore Khan refers to as, the ride of her life.


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