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Date Posted: 12:05:52 01/01/03 Wed
Author: J.P. Klash
Subject: Damn Kamels.....

The scene opens to Cairo International Airport, where we see CWF star J.P. Klash accompanied by an unknown companion. He doesn't look too happy (as usual) and they haven't even left the terminal before Klash starts to complain.

Klash: (In a thick Boston accent) "Damn, this place smells. What the hell is wrong with these people? What do they do, take showers in camel spit?"

Unknown Companion: "Dude, if you're gonna complain this much, why the hell did we even come here? You don't even got a match."

Klash: "I told you before, I got some "business" to attend to."

U.C.: "Man, you can't even spell business. So why don't you tell me why you dragged me all the way out to this smelly ass country, instead of tryin' to be al cryptic. You know I could be at home watchin' the Bruins, but nooo, I gotta come here 'cause baby brother needs someone to hold his hand, 'cause he's...."

Klash's brother's taunting gets cut short by a stiff punch to the gut. His brother drops like a bag of sand, weezing and cursing at Klash as he attempts to get up. Once he finally does get up he notices the grin on Klash's face, so being the good brother that he is, he sucker punches his brother, then spears him in the middle of the airport. Now both men are fighting like a couple of drunks in bar. Neither man really getting the upperhand,
the fight starts to spill into the food court. Both men are rolling around on the ground bloodied and extremely pissed off, when security guards finally rush over and break up the fight. It's not long before the local police show up and put both men in seperate squad cars and haul them off to jail for disturbing the peace.

*Several Hours Later in a Cairo Holding Cell*

Both J.P. Klash and his brother are sitting in a tiny cell waiting to make bail. Neither looks to be seriously injured but they both are sporting a couple good shiners.

Klash: "I swear to god if I miss Glory because of you I'm gonna feed you to that god damn camel they got outside."

Klash's Brother: "Don't worry about it bro, once that money gets wired to us we'll head on over to the arena and you can have your fun. Now tell me about this plan of yours....."

With that an evil grin spreads across Klash's face as he starts to unveil his plan.

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