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Subject: Australian Idol Withdrawal

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Elliot James Howard Capner

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Date Posted: 21:33:34 05/02/04 Sun

Dearest Illawarra sporting public and music enthusiasts,

It is with deep sadness and regret that I hearby announce my withdrawal from the upcoming Australian Idol competition. AS many of you may well know, I possess a tremendous singing voice with my tight jeans helping me to reach the highest of high notes. This singing ability combined with the styles and coolness of the two "george"s, boy george and george michael has been tragically cut short.

As many of you may have read in the papers, I was on the end of a dirty and sickening cheap shot in my recent home fixture against Western Suburbs. I feigned injury beautifully as I was taught to in my favourite sport football, or what you leaguies might refer to as "soccer", but as I eventually rose to my feet, I saw no hint of a red card, not even a yellow one! Disgraceful.

As a result of this cheap shot I have been left with a raspy voice similar to the great Gary Larson. I have been raspily crying into my pillow every night since the injury occured, but no amount of soothers will mend this heart broken singer's dreams of glory.

Once I become familiar with the name of the opponent who felled me, I assure you my Daddy will be pursuing this issue in court because just like Jessica Simpson, I don't take disappointments very well.

I however will continue to press my claims for a Dragons berth later this year, I mean if they want Ferris, then surely they would want a hulking robust figure such as myself screaming (well rasping) on to the ball.

I love you'se all, see you at uni oval.

E.J.H. Capner III of Picton

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: Australian Idol Withdrawal	Peter Harrrvey	00:50:37 05/03/04 Mon
Re: Australian Idol Withdrawal -- FELa-gate, 02:21:21 05/04/04 Tue Re: Australian Idol Withdrawal -- scmiddy, 03:20:46 05/04/04 Tue Re: Australian Idol Withdrawal -- Bartercard Web Of Steel, 03:30:47 05/04/04 Tue