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Subject: burgh crippled by injury

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the southern oracle

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Date Posted: 19:56:38 04/06/04 Tue

Helensburgh have suffered their first major injury for the 2004 season.
in dubious circumstances, the towns head coach and mentor has been knobbled by a debilitating cut in the gap between his wallies and the tunnel of love.
Mick "backs to the wall" Clinch cited a work injury as the cause of this tragic injury, but the oracle has since been informed that a more than vigorous "finger in bum session" was the real cause.
Fortunately the oracle has also found out that the team has passed round the hat and bought Mick one of those little donut cushions to speed his recovery.

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: burgh crippled by injury	Poo Finger	01:30:04 04/07/04 Wed