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Subject: Re: Beaks return imminent

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Date Posted: 01:36:40 02/26/03 Wed
In reply to: Spag 's message, "Re: Beaks return imminent" on 19:14:16 02/25/03 Tue

>After consulting with those close to Aaron Beak, it
>appears that it is not only English hairstlyles that
>he has taken a liking to. By all accounts the rogue
>journeyman has ballooned to a whopping 107 kg, thanks
>largely to his new found love of Pork pies washed down
>with several pints of Murphy's stout. Further to this
>it has been rumoured that Beak's hygiene levels would
>disgust even the hardiest of soap dodgers. Even on a
>recent drunken rampage through London's red light
>district, Beako could not get within 10 feet of any
>lady of the night.
>While Coach Jones will be eagerly awaiting the return
>of his playmaker, don't be surprised if he schedules
>Beak in for a few extra sessions with saddistic
>conditioner Blake Eager.

Beak Has Landed. Welcome home Beak.
Coach jones has named Beak in his starting 13 for this weekends country cup game. His Butcher's team mates have raised conserns with Coach Jones about Beaks soap dodging antics and the club is believed to have organised a decontamination and thorough physical of Beak before this weekend. A serperate dressing room is rumoured to have been aranged incase of Beaks on going Stench. GOOD LUCK BEAKO

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