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Subject: Re: The ride home's chuck jokes

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phelps

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Date Posted: 22:15:40 02/27/06 Mon
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In reply to: Scott 's message, "The ride home's chuck jokes" on 22:09:36 02/27/06 Mon

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn�t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
21. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
22. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.

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Subject	Author	Date
Damn I love this stuff	Phelps	22:17:31 02/27/06 Mon