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Subject: The ride home's chuck jokes


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Date Posted: 22:09:36 02/27/06 Mon
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In reply to: phelps 's message, "Chuck Norris" on 21:57:04 02/27/06 Mon

Chuck Norris does not use golf clubs when playing golf. Chuck does a roundhouse kick to generate a whip momentum with his dick. He then uses the "head" of his massive club to hit the ball. (you could say his club has a good eye for the ball). Chuck Norris hits the ball so hard he went back in time and won the 1953 Master's. Upset at this "violation" of the rules, Arnold Palmer complained. Chuck Norris then coined the name "skin's game" by roundhouse kicking the skin off of Arnold Palmer.

Chuck Norris LOVES Vagina.

Chuck Norris loves the shocker... Two in her pink, one in his stink. -Chad Stoerner

Chuck Norris went black, then he came back - David Lee

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