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Date Posted: 17:36:47 05/26/01 Sat
Author: SandieAngel :o)
Subject: The Fly - # I & II

The Fly, #I
By SandieAngel :o)

"Eat me," the fly said.
"What? Where are you?" I asked.
"I'm in your soup, Dummy."
"What? How did you get there?"
"Easy, the chef left me here."
"Are you dead or alive?"
"Alive."
"Shhh…..just pretend you're dead."
"Why?"
"Then I don't have to pay extra."

Copyright (c) SandieAngel :o)
April 13, 2001

~~~ * ~~~


The Fly - #II
by SandieAngel :o)

"ZZZZZZZZZ....."
"Hey! Wake up!" said the Fly.
"What? Who's there?" I asked.
"It's me!" said the Fly.
"Where are you?"
"I'm over here, on the table! Dummy!"
"Why are you over there? You were supposed to be in my soup, I was supposed to eat you."
"Not a chance! I'm a good swimmer, you know."
"Hey, you come back here! I have not finished my soup yet."
"Too late! Dummy! Ha-ha! You didn't know I could tiptoe, and you didn't know I could fly either! Hee-hee!"

(c)SandieAngel :o)
May 23, 2001

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