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Date Posted: 10:59:21 03/02/03 Sun
Author: Rock Hard Bearder
Subject: Toms beard

Well its March now, and that means in just a little bit the spring be coming. And the warm weather and stuff. And you know what that means. No more beard for Tommy Avallone. Now I know Tommy must hold the record for the best beard right now for someone his age, in the south jersey area. Its True! Its damn true! But all good, strike that, all great this must, strike that, ALL MOST INCREDIBLE BRODACOUS THINGS must come to an end. Just look at history. Kids in the hall had a last episode. They don't make ecto-cooler or magic middles any more. Jesus I love magic middles. And just like dem things Toms beard must go. Spring and Summer his beard likes to hiberate so he dont sweat as much. Well actually Tom sweats all year round, but he will not break out in hives and scratch it till he die. So for any one that cares. And that should be everyone. (unless your a gay west deptford guy that likes to shoot people in the eyes with straws and forget to bring batteries to photo shots) So I am predicting in a mouth or so the beard will be gone. So take your pictures while you can. Because who knows how long the beard has to live. So as best beard in south jersey Tommy Avallone leaves the torch to those who also practice the word of the beard to people like Bill Heath, Alex Wildman, Albert DiGiacomo, and Sam Spanier. And Tim Dean. Ha Ha Ha. I just had to throw that last one in there for a big joke. But you guys let your beards grow. Make us all proud. He will see you in the fall. Because then the beard comes back.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

signed the main beard in third person

the rock hard killa

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