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Date Posted: 23:36:09 03/12/03 Wed
Author: Mr. Fuddrucker
Subject: Yo FUDDRUCKERS ROCKS DUDE

Food is the devil. But sometimes sins tastes so good. To describe my most memorable meal would be tuff, with all the grilled cheese and bacon, nathan's famous hotdogs, magic middles, or papa johns cheese sticks in the world. There has been so many memorable meals in my life, and most of them were held over one roof. The roof that has been deamed FUDDRUCKERS. Home of the World's greatest Cheeseburger. I learned so much from this place. I could track the best parts of my life around fuddruckers meals.
My first time at Fuddruckers was a birthday party for my boy Jon Dean. TM Dean and June Bug with a J were there, and we had just come from seeing Billy Madison in the movie theater. I'll stop by saying Billy Madison is one euber funny movie. But back to fuddruckers, after the first bite into that half pound burger, my life was changed. No longer would regular burgers taste good, no longer would I enjoy these Imitation pieces of garage called burgers off the grill. McDonalds, Burger King, Wendies, you have no idea what you are doing. Fuddruckers is the hot spot, Fuddruckers is the real deal. Fuddruckers is the home of the World's Greatest Burger.
I can remember my first good lesson in mathetics. I was at work in a training program, and it was time for lunch. The company asked where would you like to go, and that they would pay the bill. Before they even said bill, I was screaming out, "F-U-D-D-ruckers" Now since they were paying the bill I decided to try getting a bigger burger then my usual half pound, because I figured the more I can eat the better, and if I don't finish it, who cares? I didn't pay for it. So I looked at the menu and saw they had a third pound burger. I thought three is a bigger number so the burger must be bigger as well. When my order arrived at the table, my free meal was spoiled by this smaller the half pound burger. The rest of the people at the table laughed at me. But I am the only me that still works there, so screw them jerks. I am the only one laughing now.
Fuddruckers is also a swell place to be creative. See, the way you order something at Fuddruckers is you tell them what you want, then they ask for your name. Then you sit down and wait for your name to be called. Now this teaches one, good ways to be creative and good ways to remember. Because if your to creative you might just forget what name you put in, then you are lost without a burger. World's greatest burger that is. Well me and my friends had put in such names as: Lance, Giovini Mtzapuke, Tiger, Pony, Princess, herby, Jesus, Bunny, and God. There probally have been more but I forget. But whether the name is creative or not the burger is still wonderful terrific.
Fuddruckers when I look back has seen there for me like another father. Teaching me the facts of life with a side order of burgers and fries. Being there for me, watching me grow. Since my first burger there over eight years ago having a half pound burger, growing up to a two third burger. Which with research is bigger then a half pound. I think my next visit I might get my hands on a real big ostrich burger. I hear they are great.
Over all the money I have spent at fuddruckers I probally could have a real nice car. With the money I spent on all food I could have bought a neighborhood. ANd that is why food is the devil, but Fuddruckers is my heaven! I shared some great memorable meals there. When I die, I would like to be buried there. When I die, I would like to be buried there. Or at least have a fuddruckers burger in my casket. DONE! MEDIUM!

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