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Date Posted: 19:32:23 10/01/02 Tue
Author: King of Hate
Subject: Ira's secret,. and Ryann Bailey's Hate

Ira just sent me an e-mail. He sounded really scared and was confiding in me with a bit of his past when he worked at King Richard's faire and begged me not to ever repeat it. So here it is, I am cutting and pasting it for everyone to read.

"BTW KoH I have a tidbit of gossip about Ryann Bailey and when she first drew up her evil plan of hate so many years ago.

Ya see...In our first year Ryann and I had a fight scene with swords. After the first rehearsal she came up to me and said "I hate you and I'm going to kill you because I hate this faire and I want to destroy it". Those were her exact words and she said it with that evil face we all know, you know the one. She said she was going to kill everybody in the faire with her sword. Her voice still haunts me, you know the voice. I did the only thing I could do, I told Frank. It was then I found out that she had already gotten to Frank and told him she hated him because he was funny and contributed too much to the MAGIC, that was the word she used. It was all so chilling. But it all changed when she devised a more sinister plot to breed with Dave and create her minions of magic wreckers or MERKS. That's right, Ryann is a MERK. Frank and I were were sworn to secrecy about this or we would suffer innumerable horrors. So in the course of the next year she grew her breasts and copulated with David.

Ya see..she figured she could make even more powerful MERKS breeding with a person of Magic...

It's a tale that continues to this very day.

Frank will deny it all but you just go ahead and call him a LIAR.

ohhhh....and punch him.

Of course I tell you this in complete confidence...I wouldn't want to start any rumors."




So this is hard evidence that everything we say about Ryann Bailey is absolutely true and it shows how Ryann corrupted Dave and made him hate the faire. I just hope Ryann never reads this forum again,. or Ira is a dead man. Well,. I also hope Ira doesn't read this forum again,. because he will know I betrayed h,. eh screw him.

Suckah!

KoH

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[> Re: Ira's secret,. and Ryann Bailey's Hate -- Dave, 21:59:37 10/01/02 Tue

I liked the part where Ryann grew breasts



and when we copulated......







That means we did it



oh , those were the days.....
before we had kids


we did it- any damn time we pleased



every stage at the faire


booyah!

.......before we had kids
and auntie vacuuming in the hall



goddammit



KRF.U.
see , it's funny because.....
oh, screw it


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[> Re: Ira's secret,. and Ryann Bailey's Hate -- Frank, 14:13:54 10/02/02 Wed

I remember this all now.
I think I repressed the memory because it was so scary. Especially the part about breeding with Dave. No one had ever done that before. No one had ever WANTED to do that before. Except Brian, but that was more of an ego thing to be able to say he'd boned everyone (or thing) he ever met. I remember Brian buying peanut butter at the Super Stop & Shop, muttering "Yes, Dave would lick this off anything....anything". That was almost as chilling as Ryann's evil plan. But both were chilling because they involved sex with Dave. (shudder)

Or maybe I just forgot all about it because it seemed so silly. Ryann seemed so ineffectual in those days. Many were the times that she would go into one of her "I'll kill you! I'll kill you all!" rants and we would just laugh and shake our heads and pass the coke spoon. Those were the days, openly doing hallucinogens in front of the patrons and ignoring when one of our number would freak out or OD or just collapse on the ground twitching. Not like today. I bet none of the "new crew" have even done a speedball. Wimps.


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[> Re: Ira's secret,. and Ryann Bailey's Hate -- King of Hate, 23:43:19 10/02/02 Wed

Let's PLEASE not talk about Brian Tiexiera, peanut butter and licking off said peanut butter, after his horrific tale about that dog. I would much rather talk about Dave having (what he thinks is) sex with Ryann (thinking she is having "sex"). Hell, I would rather talk about the evil Dork, wearing Gumby's hat, pretending people claim things for him while demanding the return of his teddy bear. THAT'S how much I don't want to think about Brian Tiexiera and peanut butter. Frank, why would you make me think of something that will make me want to hit you,.. and hit you,.. and hit you,.. until you are dead. And then let Paul Stickney have his way with you. Like that time that he found Bill Adomo trapped in a bush, tangled in his own freakish hair. Paul said "Here, let me help you." and then he just dry-humped him for 2 hours and 45 minutes while Bill screamed and wept. Remember how many little kids passed out from horror watching that scene. When paul finally finished Bill said he would have paul arrested. And then Paul had us kill him and throw him in the Liger cage. Then the Liger wouldn't eat him, so we had to soak him in the blooming onion fat fryer until the smell went away. Tom Epstein was more horrified by that than anything,.. cause Tom helped "make" that oil. That whole thing was a nightmarish memory,. but still better than thinking about Brian Tiexiera having a dog licking peanut butter off his "area". I hope I haven't said too much about Brian's dirty little secret, on a public forum, for his mother to read,.. and be ashamed that she has a son,.. again,.. for yet one more reason.


Let's see have I forgotten anyone,..
Frank
Dave
Ryann
Tom Epstien
Gumby (or at least his hat)
the evil dork
Bill Adomo

Uhm,.. just Ira,.. but he is scared of a little girl, so I will leave him alone,.. for now. Sure it's a girl who leaves a trail of black withered dead magic everywhere she goes, and has "sex" with Dave Stickney, but she is still a little girl.

Good enough for now.
Hate ya later.
KoH


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