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Re: Hi Frank, What's up? -- Frank, 13:44:39 09/24/02 Tue
But Cliff IS in it. I saw him. His whole face and everything. He's right there.....oh.
I get it.
Now I feel really low.
I hate this realm.
And that other realm, too.
Frank
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Re: Hi Frank, What's up? -- King of Hate, 14:06:08 09/24/02 Tue
Ha Ha! Stupid Frank! oh,. and the faire. Gee Frank, remember back to when we all worked there and how happy we all were and how YOU said that if we ever didn't work there how much you would hate it and hate everyone who still worked there and you would kill them and burn the faire down. Remember?
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Re: Hi Frank, What's up? -- Frank, finally out of detox, 08:18:09 09/25/02 Wed
Oh, yeah! NOW I remember.
That was awesome.
Frank
PS: Did you notice how I used my real name? I'm not a troll. Remember when we all agreed not to be trolls? Except Heidi. Remember when she said she was going to quit the faire before all of us and get all the presents and goodbye wishes and stuff? And then she knocked down that little girl on crutches who got between her and the non-flush toilets? That was awesome.
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Re: Hi Frank, What's up? -- A Troll, 10:16:48 09/25/02 Wed
I was that little girl- Heidi? that's the b***** name? i'll never that woman as long as I live-big woman , beard, dressed like a swiss guard, real ugly
Oh yeah , in keeping with this board's mission..
KRF new slogan-"not fair, and only just fair"
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Re: Hi Frank, What's up? -- King of Hate, 11:45:32 09/25/02 Wed
No,. you couldn't be that little girl that Heidi pushed. Because that girl died the next day from internal injuries. I remember because Heidi threatened Ryann Bailey the next day and said "I've already killed one little girl that got in my way,.. care to make it two!?" when Ryann asked to sing a song in the scenario with her. Then I Remember seeing Paul and David Stickney stealing costumes and weapons from Rick Webber's costume trailer and they asked me to bring my truck around for them to load it into. But I said "no, that would be wrong" and then they shot me in the back when I walked away but luckily it hit my shoulder blade and I lived. But then Frank and Ira came up and took my wallet. And I remember hearing Frank say "Nice! that makes 14 wallets I have stolen today! woohoo!"
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Re: Hi Frank, What's up? -- Frank, 13:07:24 09/25/02 Wed
You've got everything all wrong. I never stole a wallet. Whenever Dave and Paul shot somebody, I would take their wallet, or purse, just so I could get their ID and notify their next of kin. The law allows that anyone performing this type of community service is allowed to take whatever cash, credit cards, or food tickets they find as reimbursement for their time and trouble.
Also, Heidi and Ryann weren't fighting about a song in the scenario. They were both doing Brian at the time and since he was too timid to decide on one of them and they weren't in the mood to share him, tensions were naturally running high.
And speaking of high, that's what Dave and Paul got Rick so he wouldn't notice them taking all the costumes and stuff. Good thing all the security guys were on the take, or they could have really gotten into trouble.
And speaking of getting into trouble, how about that day Patrick killed the vagrant he thought was stealing his boots, but who actually turned out to be Bill Adamo, and we all spread the rumor that he went on to "bigger and better things". Hee hee. Bigger and better. Right. If you can call being working the Cat Show from inside the cats "bigger and better".
Whoo! Those were the good days. Not like now. These new guys probably haven't even spent any time in stir. Wimps.
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Re: Hi Frank, What's up? -- King fo Hate, 14:28:58 09/25/02 Wed
Oh yeah,. I forgot what a big player Brian used to be. He would bone anything with tits. I mean just ask Ryann Bailey,.. but just not in front of David. Remember that time that Samantha begged him to go into the maze with her,. and he did her, twice and then swore him to silence, which lasted until the second scenario show,. which as you remember he would always be drunk and high on goofballs by then. Then he told us all about it in graphic detail. And then he went into the bushes to shoot up before his big number. Yeah,. he was an animal. I remember that one time he got so messed up that he disapeared one night, and we couldn't find him, and he snuck into Bonnie's trailer late at night and went through all her possesions and then did "things" to them,.. you know,.. "things",.. things with his pants down around his ankles. Remember that, I can't believe he told us all about it. And then he told David and Camembert about it and they ran to tell Bonnie, but luckily she didn't listen to them because she thought they were patrons. Geez. That place was great back then. Back then,. before Jami hated it so much,..
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Re: Hi Frank, What's up? -- Frank, 08:16:48 09/26/02 Thu
Ha ha ha ha! You wrote "King fo Hate" in your address! HA HA HA! What a maroon! Those steroids you take are really messin' with your brain, dude.
Also, I can't believe you said I shouldn't mention Brian boning Ryann in front of Dave. I mean, come on, she proved her love for Dave by marrying him, and now only occasionally sleeps with Brian.
I can't believe that I actually wrote that marriage is an expression of love. If she really wanted to prove her love she'd have said, "Our relationship is perfect. Let's never get married". But what can you expect from the woman who single-handedly destroyed the magic of King Richard's Faire.
More on that later,
Frank
Who never got boned by Brian
And by never, I mean only once or twice a day.
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Re: Hi Frank, What's up? -- King OF Hate, 10:25:32 09/26/02 Thu
Frank,. Frank,.. Frank,. I can't believe that you think it's ok to talk about Ryann sleeping with anything under the sun in front of Dave. Did you forget what a psycho he is. Remember that time he beat the hell out of Paul, his own brother, simply for kissing Ryann goodbye when he went to japan. And his injuries were so bad that he could only work for a couple weeks before they sent him home for medical emergencies. Dave almost killed him. I don't know where he learned to do full round-house kicks like that and when he picked Paul over his head and threw him into on-coming traffic I couldn't hear anything over Paul's screaming and screaming. It was amazing. And then Dave calmed down and he didn't remember anything. It was so freaky and he just kept muttering "poor mad Dave,. ain't never done a lick o' harm to no one" over and over again.
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Re: Hi Frank, What's up? -- Frank, 11:35:10 09/26/02 Thu
That "little unpleasantness" had less to do with Paul kissing Ryann goodbyr than it had to do with Dave overreacting to Paul's threat to kill Ryann because of the way she destroyed the magic that was King Richard's Faire, which we hate now, but mostly because of the way Ryann destroyed the magic there. But more on that later.
Don't you remember how Dave, in his berserker rage, kept yelling "You attack my family, you attack me!"? Which I thought at the time was pretty ironic since Dave was attacking Paul for (seemingly) attacking Ryann and Paul was Dave's family too, so in effect Dave was attacking himself.
I was also struck by the fact that Brian kept playing his game of "Had him, had him, had her, had 'em all", and Jami kept playing her game of "I'm leaving, I'm back" while Dave and Paul did their Cain and Abel routine. Remember? And then my wife called and said I had to come home, so I never saw when the EMT's came to scrape Paul of the street and gagged and everything because it was all so horrific. Remember?
That was awesome.
Frank
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Re: Hi Frank, What's up? -- King of Hate, 13:02:01 09/26/02 Thu
I keep forgetting about how Ryann destroyed the magic with her wicked ways. So you missed the ending. I'll fill you in as best as I can remember. Dave finished crippling Paul and then went to claim his prize (Ryann) but she was busy handing out fliers full of negative KRF publicity with her phone number on them for the guys. Then someone recognized Dave as the Pope and he said "oh, you went to KRF? isn't it a wonderful place, Camembert and I just lov,.." but before he could finish Ryann appeared out of nowhere with a lead pipe and cracked it across the patron's temple with a sickening thwack! Dave fainted dead away. Lucky for him,. because the things Ryann did to that poor woman,.. it makes me shiver to this day.. all because that lady went to KRF,. and Ryann hated KRF so much,. and had to destroy the magic every chance she got. It makes me sad,..
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Re: splitting the forum -- John MacLeod, 21:59:43 09/26/02 Thu
StacyAnn: Forgive my heartless comments; I was enjoying the humorous comments here and got into the spirit of it a little too zealously. I have always appreciated being able to post news of photos and such and think your forum[s] are great. [and you a patient administrator, you simply can't please everyone and you'll give yourself a nervous collapse trying] I am though, someone who perfers to get all the info, positive and negative and discard what I chose to ignore. But If frank and King of Hate keep tossing such entertaining jibes back and forth I think I'll be checking here first and then if time allows pop over to the 'up with renaisance people' page. See! I can't even help myself; sarcasm is like wrinkles it's something that as you age becomes more and more apparent, till you can't hide it anymore. But StacyAnn is Renaisance Queen in my book of Kels!
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Re: splitting the forum -- John MacLeod, 22:01:35 09/26/02 Thu
And I forgot to mention: I like the color; it goes with my blue eyes *unashamed blushing*
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