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Date Posted: 22:09:08 10/08/02 Tue
Author: Dave
Subject: Private e-mail-Public Humiliation

Dear boardmembers
I don't usually do this -but Frank has sent out an e-mail so offensive that I think it needs to be dragged into the light of day ,so we may watch it writhe ,scream and die.

A few of us have been discussing whether to attend SpookyWorld this weekend- an innocent enough topic.
But then Frank joins in and refers to the undead characters at SpookyWorld as ZOMBIES

HOW DARE HE!

I abhor them being called Zombies.
They give 110% each and every Halloween and this jerk-off refers to them as ZOMBIES. What about a little respect ?, you a-hole! How's about "Formerly Living Empowered Beings"? These Undead have feelings , too,Frank, and when they get into their groove,they'll eat brains with the very best. But ya know what? you don't deserve their terror. Why don't you go elsewhere? , you humorically -impared eunuch.

I'm outta here!

Dave

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[> Re: Private e-mail-Public Humiliation -- Dead Mac Dead, 23:22:23 10/08/02 Tue

I agree we "zombies" as you put it are working real hard!! I keep coming back for the black magic! Sure I spent the last year or two saying how much Spooky World sucks, but that was before they gave me a job...that I begged for....that I kissed ass for....but now I love it! (Until they don't give me what I want, then I guess they'll suck again) signed Joe "Deadman" Corpse aka Happy the Dead Guy aka Squire Cadaver


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[> Re: Private e-mail-Public Humiliation -- Frank, who hates having his privates made public, 08:33:58 10/09/02 Wed

Quite a lot of typing from someone who claims to hate said activity.

What did you do? Dictate it to one of your ZOMBIE SLAVES?

Pretty funny, you rushing to the defense of zombies, considering your many years being a Zombie Slave Owner. Remember how we used to call you Zombie Thomas Jefferson, because you used to dic-tate to all your zombie slaves, female or male. Christ, you had more undead poon than Brian had living everything. Thank God Ryann grew those breasts and seduced you the year before my Grandma died or you'd be my Grandpa by now.
Remember the time you did it with the really decomposed Zombie (I think it was Bill Adamo) and when you pulled out, you didn't so much pull out your dick as pulled out the dead guy's sphincter and a bunch of intestines attached to it and you freaked out and ran around the faire with your pants around your ankles and dead guy guts all over your little willy and we all laughed and laughed and you yelled "Stop laughing! Stop Laughing! As God is my witness I'll kill all of you after I bring this wretched faire down and make it the laughing stock of all the ren faires in the country!"? And then you grabbed your contract and a crayon and wrote in that funny clause about being zombie slaves to the faire and.....

Hey, wait a minute.
Maybe it wasn't Ryann
hmmmmmmmmmm


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