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Re: This reminds me of.... -- King of Hate, 12:04:50 09/27/02 Fri
It's funny that Dave called us all asswipes. Because,. remember that year that he changed into peasant garb and secretly tried out his new character, Pat Mcracken the privy policeman. Remember how he would go into the port-o-lets and grab a handful of sh*t and chase people with it and when he caught them he would wipe it across their faces. That was the same year that Paul caught his testicles on a rusty nail on the King's stage and was rushed to the hospital and they had to amputate one of his nuts. So now he only has 3 left. Or at least I think he has three last I knew, back when Ryann told me she could fit all three of them in her mouth. And that was the same year that Jami and Kriss got into that wicked knife fight backstage and they ended up accidentally stabbing Brian in the ass,. and lost their knife. And then Ryann came along and crawled underneath the King's stage and tried to cut the supports so it would collapse. That was a great year too,..not like now,.
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Re: This reminds me of.... -- Frank, 14:27:49 09/27/02 Fri
Ryann didn't crawl under the King's Stage to cut the supports. There were never any supports under the King's Stage. That was just a story Dick and Bonnie used to tell the Building Inspector while they were paying him off with drugs and money. And speaking of money, remember the year when it was pouring all day long, but Dick and Bonnie kept the faire open anyway and nobody showed up, and all of us just wore our street clothes and walked in through the front gate, circled around by the security shed and walked through again using the same comp tickets and they thought the place was overflowing with patrons because the counters at the front gate read something like 200,000 and then at the end of the day when there was no money at the front gate because we all got in for free over and over again they fired all the people who worked in the business office and hired monkeys because they heard they were cheap and honest but the monkeys just threw their sh*t all over the office so they hired everybody back and killed all the monkeys and had "pulled beef" at the food court just for one day?
Remember?
That was awesome
Not like now
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