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Date Posted: 14:05:31 10/01/02 Tue
Author: Frank, impervious to your little tortures
Subject: Re: Ohhh..!
In reply to: Gumby 's message, "Re: Ohhh..!" on 07:43:18 10/01/02 Tue

Dear Mr. Gumby,
I have to say that all you have detailed in your previous missive does indeed seem pleasant compared to the King of Hate. I can stand any sort of horrendous music at any level. After all, I've listened to the KRF Pub Sing long enough to build up an immunity to musical torture.

And as for what Michael Jackson might do to me, even though my sphincter is still sore from seven years working at KRF, that too is pleasant compared to the King of Hate.

Uh...not that the King would be doing anything with my sphincter, I just mean that what Michael Jackson would do is nothing compared to...oh, shit. I think he read this already. Now he's really going to hurt me.

Thanks a lot, Gumby! I'll get you for this! If it's the last thing I do, I'll get...oh, shit...He's coming! Nowhere to run...have to try to hide under the...NO! NO! I wasn't trying to hide! I'd never hide! I know I need to be punished! Not the face again! Not the face! PLEASE!
DAMN YOU, GUMBY! DA-A-A-A-A-A-AMN YO-O-O-O-O-O-O-OU!


The sender of this post is no longer available.
God rest his soul.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Ohhh..! -- Gumby, 07:54:42 10/02/02 Wed

That's one down, several more to go.

Mistress Ryann, I believe this will get easier as more and more members of you list are "eliminated from the running"


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