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Date Posted: 14:09:05 10/01/02 Tue
Author: King of Hate
Subject: Re: New Joust for a new millenium
In reply to: Gumby 's message, "Re: New Joust for a new millenium" on 12:12:47 10/01/02 Tue

HEY! I just noticed that Gumby is posting all kinds of things over on the GOODY GOODY board! He's not one of us! Gooble Gobble one of us! He must be a spy sent from the faire hugging actorbating sissies! Dave! Frank! GET 'IM!! I'll get my branding iron in the shape of a heart and brand his face! So everyone will know that he is void of the hate that we thrive on! Hate makes me strong! Hate makes Frank funny! Hate makes David dream of lesbians,.. uhm,. more! Hate seems to be doing nothing for Gumby!

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: New Joust for a new millenium -- Gumby- unimpressed with the K o H., 14:29:32 10/01/02 Tue

Screw you King of Hate. There's a new master of the board in town and your little crown just broke. Now get the hell outa here before I get pissed off.

Don't make me break my boot off in your ass!!


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: New Joust for a new millenium -- Frank, 14:49:54 10/01/02 Tue

My spine may be broken and my face bashed in and my fingers broken (so you might not want to know what I'm typing with right now) from a previous transgression against the King of Hate, but I still wouldn't want to be you.

You are so dead. No, I'm wrong. He won't let you die. He never lets the stupid ones die. He just plays with them until they beg to die and then he doesn't let them die more.

I wouldn't want to be you.

You are so ....Loretta

That's my term for when the King won't let you die and your life is an unending torment.

Cause that's what she makes my life like with all her stalking.

Stalking.

Stalking.

Stalking.

Which is even worse than all her talking.

Talking.

Talking.

Talking.

But you wouldn't know about that, would you? Not after what you did.

I wouldn't want to be you.


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: New Joust for a new millenium -- Gumby- With hangover, 07:15:40 10/02/02 Wed

Sorry guys. Don't know what came over me. Must have been that contact high from being with Bonnie at the CTRF. I hope I didn't do anything stupid that I can't remember.

I tell ya, having such a high from such concentrated Evil is really killer when you come off of it. No I've got the munchies. Damn!!

Hey, what's this rock for?


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: New Joust for a new millenium -- King of Hate, 14:55:43 10/01/02 Tue

Evidently hate makes Gumby drunk. Drunk and begging for death. Go back to the ducal manor little man. Put on your girly little feathered hat and prance back to your predestined board and talk about your childhood memories. This board is not for the likes of you. Go back to Ryann Bailey and tell her that your attempt to destroy the magic of this board was discovered and you had to flee. Go claim something else for your "master". Go on a Zike Bike if you like. But Gumby will you please go now!

There! I said please. What else could you ask for.

Now go on! Get out of here Rudy! You're too small for football!

*throws a stone to shoo him away*


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: New Joust for a new millenium -- Rob, 17:03:39 10/01/02 Tue

I can attest that at the Ct Faire this past weekend, Gumby did *not* seem to be filled with hate. In fact, he was having a pretty good time.

Of course, I was also having a pretty good time. But I was enjoying things like seeing huge scary Gustav trying to split adorable little Sara McElwain in half with a giant sword at the chessmatch. Now that's Evil. Not as evil as it would have been if he'd succeeded, of course, but still Evil.

To my knowledge, no one tried to split Gumby in half.

Of course, he had Bonnie Ray there to protect him.

Bonnie, of course, is just drenched in Evil. Because of all the time she spends with Dave & Ryann's kids.

Evil evil evil...

- R


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Let's restore the purity of this board -- Frank, 08:43:32 10/02/02 Wed

Let's get this straight.
This board is for hate.
HATE
HATE
HATE
We hate KRF since Ryann destroyed the magic
We hate the people who love KRF because they never knew the magic
We hate all the "I claim this" people.
We are not evil
We are filled with hate.
Evil is for wimps. "Ooooh! Look at me! I'm so-o-o-o evil"
Hate is hotter than the fires of Hell
Hate is what makes the King of Hate so strong.
Hate and steroids
Hate is what we're here for
Now go out there and hate
HATE
HATE
HATE

Frank
I HATE this realm


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Let's restore the purity of this board -- Gumby- All charged up with HATE!!, 09:04:12 10/02/02 Wed

i hate you frank...

I hate you frank...

I hate you Frank...

I hate you FRANK...

I hate YOU FRANK...

I HATE YOU FRANK...

I HATE YOU FRANK!!!

Ok, I feel better now.


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Let's restore the purity of this board -- Frank, 09:37:33 10/02/02 Wed

You have learned well, Gumby.

Now the rest of you, follow Gumby's example.

I SAID NOW!


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Let's restore the purity of this board -- President of the IHYF club, 10:39:05 10/02/02 Wed

As President of the I HATE YOU FRANK (IHYF) Club, I hereby mandate that all postings must include the words I, HATE, YOU, and FRANK. Not necessarily in that order but they must appear in all postings on this board from this day forward.

Thank you.


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Let's restore the purity of this board -- Rob, 16:54:07 10/02/02 Wed

New rules, eh? Better practice a bit...


I hate you Frank

Frank I hate you

You Frank I hate

Frank you hate I...


Oh-uh.

That done have shouldn't I.
Stuck I'm now.
Mode backwards of out break can't I.
Me help!
Yoda like sound to doomed I am.
Shit oh...

R -


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