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Date Posted: 14:21:45 10/01/02 Tue
Author: Luctreia - CMG
Subject: Re: My FAQ's at Starfire
In reply to: Queen of Darkness, Moron Wrangler 's message, "My FAQ's at Starfire" on 14:33:32 09/27/02 Fri

My personal favourites - asked at least once per weekend -

Q:"Are these real or are they hand made?"
A:"Yes."

or

Q:"How about a chain mail thong?" (usually asked by a male)
A:"It's a custom piece. Let me go get my gloves so I can measure you."

or

Q:"How much does all this stuff cost?" (said while waving a hand around the booth)
A:"A million bucks. How would you like to pay for that - we take credit cards and cash."

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[> Re: My FAQ's at Starfire -- Cliffie, 16:32:55 10/02/02 Wed

Remember Amy, the proper response is to ask: "Do you know what parry five is sir/ma'am?" and when the say "no"..... PH-TANG!!!! Right between the eyes! Bwa-ha-ha-ha! (Raise arms like Dave)


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[> [> Re: My FAQ's at Starfire -- Rob, 10:06:31 10/03/02 Thu

Poor Cliff. Just a few weeks removed from the close of "Three Musketeers", and he's already suffering from Violence Withdrawal. Please give generously to the Fund For Underutilized Fight Choreographers...

Wait a minute. I'm an underutilized fight choreographer myself.

Screw the Fund. Just give to me. Generously. Right now.

- R


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