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Date Posted: 22:30:04 07/18/12 Wed
Author: Artie
Subject: Re: HA HA FUCKING HA!
In reply to: You assholes should be able to figure it out 's message, "HA HA FUCKING HA!" on 19:14:31 07/16/12 Mon

You guys are pathetic.

I was just telling that to my wife,

the man of the house,

as she was fucking me

in my pussy.

My pussy was so sore after, I could barely do the laundry and make her dinner and do the dishes after.

But then she reminded me that if I didn't finish my housework she would cut off my allowance.

So I did as I was told, because there was this really nice piece of jewery I wanted. Oops I mean Jewelry. So after she gave me some of her money for me to spend to get myself something pretty I got a nice new pearl necklace from Brian.

I was confused.

Because I thought he liked men.



Well, Ta for now.

I'm off to finish my knitting and I have to go to bed early.

I missed my period this month and I have a 9AM doctors appointment.

(crosses fingers!)

Wish me luck boys!

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[> Just wondering -- Frank, 11:22:09 07/19/12 Thu

How did you guys know to check this message board?
Do you check it regularly to make sure it's dead?

In my case, a little bird told me.

Also, in my case, the little bird owns a pub in NH and was never there for the gay stuff.


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[> [> Re: Just wondering -- KoH, 14:11:26 07/19/12 Thu

>How did you guys know to check this message board?

They are obviously losers with no life. HELLOOO?? Have you met them? Or ever been to a Ren faire?

Brian is so desperate for stuff to do he puts on shows in front of cardboard castle cutouts slapped on a barn in front of telephone lines dressed up as Prince John in front of 5 people.

4 of which work there.

And one thought it was the 4H fair weekend.


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[> [> [> Re: Just wondering -- Cliff, 16:32:03 07/19/12 Thu

Yep, we're losers.

Plus KoH sent us messages, on Facebook.

Along with pictures of Drag shows.

Seriously.


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[> [> [> [> Re: Just wondering -- Brian, 18:14:21 07/25/12 Wed

Sorry I'mlate to the party.

:\"Time counts and keeps countin', and we knows now finding the trick of what's been and lost ain't no easy ride. But that's our trek, we gotta' travel it. And there ain't nobody knows where it's gonna' lead. Still in all, every night we does the tell, so that we 'member who we was and where we came from... but most of all we 'members the man that finded us, him that came the salvage. And we lights the city, not just for him, but for all of them that are still out there. 'Cause we knows there come a night, when they sees the distant light, and they'll be comin' home.

What the fuck was that? Poetry? Seriously? The third film? Really?

Any time I play Prince John for any reason it's gold in the bank.


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[> [> [> Re: Just wondering -- Mike P (A pulse, or rigor mortis?), 08:54:11 07/27/12 Fri

>>How did you guys know to check this message board?
>
>They are obviously losers with no life. HELLOOO?? Have
>you met them? Or ever been to a Ren faire?
>
>Brian is so desperate for stuff to do he puts on shows
>in front of cardboard castle cutouts slapped on a barn
>in front of telephone lines dressed up as Prince John
>in front of 5 people.
>


>4 of which work there.
>
>And one thought it was the 4H fair weekend.


I'm glad to see you are off the monitoring bracelet, and back at what you do best...actually what you do best, is turn 18 year old college freshmen, into sock puppets and the lifetime ban from purchasing duct tape, hence the monitoring bracelet, "all you can eat buffet"Comic fucking gold sir! Oh how I've missed that razor sharp wit.


But I know your free time is limited, with all that digging, and removing of evidence behind the Knott.

I come to see if there are new naked chicks, and stumble across the Elephant graveyard of comedy.


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