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Date Posted: 13:34:26 12/02/10 Thu
Author: Frank
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday, Ursula!
In reply to: Cliff 's message, "Happy Birthday, Ursula!" on 10:34:00 12/02/10 Thu

Whoa Whoa Whoa!

Whoopee SESSION?
Not Whoopee CUSHION?

Sheesh! That explains a lot!
I've been giving the totally wrong gift for the past 20 years!

Now I just have to go out and buy a penis for the "session" thing.

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[> [> Re: Happy Birthday, Ursula! -- Mike P, 15:13:14 12/02/10 Thu

>Whoa Whoa Whoa!
>
>Whoopee SESSION?
>Not Whoopee CUSHION?
>
>Sheesh! That explains a lot!
>I've been giving the totally wrong gift for the past
>20 years!
>
>Now I just have to go out and buy a penis for the
>"session" thing.

I guess the original has reached it's expiration date.


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[> [> [> Re: Happy Birthday, Ursula! -- Frank, 07:35:34 12/03/10 Fri

>I guess the original has reached it's expiration date.

I can't tell.
The label is all shrivelled and peeling off.


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[> [> [> [> Re: Happy Birthday, Ursula! -- No name, 10:14:10 12/03/10 Fri


>I can't tell.
>The label is all shrivelled and peeling off.

That's the foreskin.


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Happy Birthday, Ursula! -- brian, 12:52:23 12/04/10 Sat

I find the tyranny of Facebook Birthday reminders intolerable. Not as intolerable as discussions of Frank' foerskin, but still very not tolerable.


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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Happy Birthday, Ursula! -- Mike P, 23:08:50 12/05/10 Sun

>I find the tyranny of Facebook Birthday reminders
>intolerable. Not as intolerable as discussions of
>Frank' foerskin, but still very not tolerable.

The difference is Facebook won't let you put a picture
of Frank's foreskin, on it's site, not with this forum.





And now what we all know is coming next...



OH JOHN....


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Happy Birthday, Ursula! -- No name, 13:12:40 12/06/10 Mon

>And now what we all know is coming next...
>
>OH JOHN....

Come on, you know what happens when you prompt it, rather than let it happen organically.

I guess you need a reminder of things past [It's so much faster than a new post.]



Mike Horney.




The Pearl Bailey Necklace.




Ali Faisal Shahzad Martino.




Tea bags.




Lots of Hate.




Stop blowin smoke up my... smoke stack.




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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Happy Birthday, Ursula! -- Mike P, 14:46:05 12/06/10 Mon

>>And now what we all know is coming next...
>>
>>OH JOHN....
>
>Come on, you know what happens when you prompt it,
>rather than let it happen organically.
>
>I guess you need a reminder of things past [It's so
>much faster than a new post.]

I bow to your creative genius sir! The cream horn picture, is only surpassed by the one of KOH in the Swiss Guard outfit! And to poke fun of both of us in the same post,
well bravo to your bravery sir!






In all seriousness, funny shit. :-)


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