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Date Posted: 13:33:06 05/25/10 Tue
Author: John MacSpamwithEggsBaconandSpam
Subject: Moan moan moan

I went to Palm Springs for a week taking photos for Liberty Mutual, and I thought "I wonder what witty and hilarious remarks are waiting to be read back at the hate board."




Foiled again!





Cliff can tell you that remark comes from fencing.





You know, where you buy and sell stolen property.

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[> Re: Moan moan moan -- Frank, 08:03:44 05/26/10 Wed

I can't believe you weren't rolling on the floor when you read about Artie being in Steve Martin's underpants.

Then Cliff said there were steaming piles of poop that were the Pink Panther movies.

And then Atticwindow said he didn't like the image in his head.

And then Brian and his friend got drunk and stole a cow and then the friend tried to make it with the cow?

I want to party with these guys.



On a more humorous note:
The family now has a dog.
we got a rescued dog because we felt we needed a dog with emotional baggage in order to fit into our household. His name is Lucky. The kids don't get the irony.
Fortunately, he's a boy.
One bitch in the house is enough.









More than emough.










She's the BP oil spill of bitchiness.










But it could be worse.
I could be ..... ...... ...... ......

(sob)


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[> [> Re: Moan moan moan -- John MacWannaBeStartingSomething, 11:37:36 05/26/10 Wed

>I can't believe you weren't rolling on the floor when
>you read about Artie being in Steve Martin's
>underpants.
>


Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all good. But if you don't constantly provoke new comments then the board gets bored. Then I get bored. You have to poke the black panther with the stick. Like in cat people when Ed Begley jr gets his arm ripped off. Then the new 3d naked chicks start getting posted slower and slower. Now do you see my problem Frank? Do you actually want fewer naked chicks?


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[> [> [> Re: Moan moan moan -- Mike P, 13:11:09 05/26/10 Wed

Then the new 3d
>naked chicks start getting posted slower and slower.
>Now do you see my problem Frank? Do you actually want
>fewer naked chicks?

Are you actively trying to kill poor Frank?
Even the threat of fewer naked chicks,
sends him into a state of depression so deep,
that he may do something desperate!







Like have sex with his wife.




Talk about the last act of a desperate man.




John, Do you really want that on your conscience?








Conscience......BWAHAHAHAHAHA...sorry forgot where I was.


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[> [> [> [> Re: Moan moan moan -- Frank, 13:34:21 05/26/10 Wed

>>Talk about the last act of a desperate man.


How about the fourth act of Richard III?
























I still got it.










And the penicillin does nothing.


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Moan moan moan -- Mike P, 02:37:21 05/27/10 Thu


>
>I still got it.
>
>
>And the penicillin does nothing.


Have you tried Leeches?










And no, I don't mean your kids.


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