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Date Posted: 12:24:05 05/27/10 Thu
Author: Cliff
Subject: Happy birthday

Happy Birthday to the oddest set of twins, ever. Artie and Mike. Artie was a premie and Mike spent several extra years in utero....

growing...

and growing..

it wasn't so much a C section...

it was more like the Big Dig.

In Artie's case it was the doctor wondering where the actual baby was and why the placenta was crying.

Anyway...Happy Birthday, to both of youse.

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[> Re: Happy birthday -- Frank, 13:19:36 05/27/10 Thu

I also wish to extend my birthday wishes to the two merriest mutants since the original X-Men (gratuitous geek reference).

I was just thinking that if you could shave Artie, stretch him out to human size and scraped the gravel out of his voice, and if you slimmed Mike down, made him less Sicilian and inhected some personality, and then gave them both German succubi for wives, why then we would all be the same.

Then I was thinking how cool it would be if I were Major Nelson form I Dream of Jeannie and didn't have to be all moral and had a hot number like the 60's Barbara Eden who would have wild sex and then go live in a bottle, that i wouldn't have time or energy to post these rambling messages on this board that would be totally lame were it not for the hot naked lady pictures.

So, Happy Birthday, Brothers Grimy!


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[> [> Re: Happy birthday -- Mike P, 20:35:19 05/27/10 Thu

and if you slimmed Mike down, made
>him less Sicilian and inhected some personality, and
>then gave them both German succubi for wives, why then
>we would all be the same.
>
>
>So, Happy Birthday, Brothers Grimy!

Thank you???







Sicilian IS my personality.






Inhected?


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[> [> [> Re: Happy birthday -- Frank, 07:36:23 05/28/10 Fri

>Inhected?


That's the Mexican pronunciation.
Gotta get ready for Obama's America.















See what I did there?









I inhected some politics into el threado


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[> [> [> [> Re: Happy birthday -- Politico Suave, 11:45:29 05/28/10 Fri

So the 1200 troops Obama was sending to the mexican border were there to shoot Americans who got in the way of the illegals and drug runners? The american political landscape reminds me of that Hitchcock thriller; Frenzy. Where the good guy is actually a pushy asshole who isn't greatful for any of the people trying to help him, and the bad guy is suave and likeable and smiles when he touches my thigh. I guess that explains it. I'm in Love with Obama. I want to play basketball and raise ducks with him. And when he tucks me in at night, he'll kiss my forehead goodnight. Ahhhhh Obama. At last I can relax.








We're doomed.


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Happy birthday -- Frank, 13:13:54 05/28/10 Fri

>So the 1200 troops Obama was sending to the mexican
>border were there to shoot Americans who got in the
>way of the illegals and drug runners?

It will be hard for them since they are not allowed to be armed. They're supposed to look sternly at the trespassers and say "No". It's just like training a puppy.


The American political landscape reminds me of "Paul Blart, Mall Cop", where the guy who's supposed to be enforcing the laws is a crook and the fat guy eventually proves to be a hero.


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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Happy birthday -- Artie, 22:16:41 05/29/10 Sat


>The American political landscape reminds me of "Paul
>Blart, Mall Cop", where the guy who's supposed to be
>enforcing the laws is a crook and the fat guy
>eventually proves to be a hero



....Actually, the fat guy eats a hero, Then a grinder.



...and don't forget, the oil spill...


...all Obama.


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