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[> [> Re: Speed Dating at KRF? -- Mike P, 12:46:36 09/16/10 Thu

>
>Just look at the long hidden sex tape of Percy, Heyo
>and Mike P having sex.

>You need a really widescreen tv.
>
>And a strong stomach.

>Scotch helps.
>At least it did at the filming.
>Uh...Dare not tarry!

To quote our colorful clown: I was never there
for the gay stuff!!

And there isn't a stupid mug big enough, or enough
scotch in existence, to make me part of that M�nage � trois.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I can't scrub hard enough, to clean that thought from
my brain,Please pass the mint flavored mental floss.

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[> [> [> Re: Speed Dating at KRF? -- H the J, 13:07:50 09/16/10 Thu

OOOPS!
Did I say Mike P?
I meant Jessica Biel.

Even she's not hot enough to cancel out Percy and me.

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[> [> [> [> I just had a horrible thought -- Frank, 13:38:47 09/16/10 Thu

I just realized that John MacCandoanything might be able to (and I'm not advocating that he does) Photoshop Percy, Heyo and Mike P into a horrifying prom scene.

And then the Internet would melt.

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[> Re: Speed Dating at KRF? -- Pointing out..., 16:51:38 09/17/10 Fri

KRF already has speed dating. It's when a gamer or gypsy dancer fucks jailbait then runs like hell from the cops.

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[> [> Re: Speed Dating at KRF? -- Brian, 17:34:43 09/17/10 Fri

KRF Speed Dating. Meet Saturday, Flirt all day. Send roses, lots and lots of roses. Eat dinner together (in costume). Spend the night together, possibly in some of your costume. Go to the faire Sunday, argue over nothing, and be bitter enemies, and flirtng with someone else by Revels. That's not just how it goes, but are, I believe, the rules

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[> [> [> Re: Speed Dating at KRF? -- Brian, 17:37:01 09/17/10 Fri

Addendum, all this can be done in one day, if you can find an empty back stage, vender upper room, or 12 undisturbed minutes in the maze to fuck.

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[> [> [> [> Re: Speed Dating at KRF? -- Frank, 04:17:54 09/20/10 Mon

12 minutes!!??

What is that? Eleven minutes of foreplay? Good luck lasting that long. Even with the eyes closed, bags over both heads, and pretending it someone, anyone, else, eleven minutes cirling the landing strip is a lot to ask someone who could die soon.

I'm just sayin'.

That didn't sound bitter, did it?

I was never there for the bitter stuff.

I WISH I bit her stuff.

Dare not tarry!

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[> [> [> [> Re: Speed Dating at KRF? -- Cliff, 09:20:22 09/20/10 Mon

>Addendum, all this can be done in one day, if you can
>find an empty back stage, vender upper room, or 12
>undisturbed minutes in the maze to fuck.

Brian likes the addendum. Most of us prefer the pudendum.

..you see?...what I did there?...

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Speed Dating at KRF? -- Atticwindow TH, 12:39:17 09/20/10 Mon

>>Addendum, all this can be done in one day, if you can
>>find an empty back stage, vender upper room, or 12
>>undisturbed minutes in the maze to fuck.
>
>Brian likes the addendum. Most of us prefer the
>pudendum.
>
>
>..you see?...what I did there?...

No Cliffy, we did not. TPIWWP! ;-)

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[> [> [> [> Re: Speed Dating at KRF? -- Mike P, 12:31:27 09/20/10 Mon

>Addendum, all this can be done in one day, if you can
>find an empty back stage, vender upper room, or 12
>undisturbed minutes in the maze to fuck.

At first I was amused by the thought of Brian being able
to last 12 minutes standing up, in the maze, then I became
a little horrified. Flashes of CSI Carver, and a black light
checking the the trees and walls for DNA, flew through my head. EEEEK!!

Having worked at said maze, for the last 15 years, I can
vouch for Brian's time table,let me break it down for you:

12 minutes = 1 minute for the actual act, 1 minute of
uncontrolled sobbing, and 10 minutes of excuses and apologies.

Of course Frank starts apologizing before the actual
act, it's his idea of foreplay.

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Speed Dating at KRF? -- brian, 18:29:48 09/20/10 Mon

Who knew 12 minutes was a milestone. What else have my porn films lied about?