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Date Posted: 18:41:47 03/24/10 Wed
Author: John MacResearch
Subject: It's worse than you think

Frank, I've spent the WHOLE DAY investigating, on your behalf, what the changes in healthcare will mean. And I'm afraid that the biggest change is you can't claim your naughty nurse expenses as therapy anymore.


And since making funny jokes is your job, and posting smut is mine, let me punctuate with some skanky looking whores [THE best kind of whores!]



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[> Re: It's worse than you think -- Atticwindow TH, 19:42:35 03/24/10 Wed




A skanky nurse ho is essential to good prostate (or "prostrate" as they say in Woonsocket) health. We need to block Obamacare for that reason alone.


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[> Re: It's worse than you think -- Frank, 07:29:12 03/25/10 Thu

I told you!
I told you!
Soylent Green is people. It's people!

I mean,
Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!
You'll get my skanky nurse when you can pry her from my cold, dead hand.









I use the live hand diddle her 'gina and tweek her nipples. The dead one just keeps her from escaping.










See? I was channelling Charlton Heston until I just got creepy.










As Obama said to Pleosi: "It passes the bill by underhanded means and then rubs the lotion on its skin".


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[> Re: It's worse than you think -- No name, 10:01:53 03/25/10 Thu


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>And since making funny jokes is your job,



...When does he start his new job?


...Will his health care go with him?



...Oh, yeah. Of course it will...




...Now.



and posting>smut is mine, let me punctuate with some skanky
>looking whores [THE best kind of whores!]


> >border=0>




...Is that one patient tied up because she's being forced to have health care shoved down her throat?


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[> [> Re: It's worse than you think -- Artie, 10:02:56 03/25/10 Thu

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Yup, alzhiemers...me again
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>>And since making funny jokes is your job,
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> and posting>smut is mine, let me punctuate with some
>skanky
>>looking whores [THE best kind of whores!]


>> >>border=0>

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> ...Is that one patient tied up because she's being
>forced to have health care shoved down her throat?


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