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[> [> Re: Important News! -- Mike P, 11:49:32 03/25/10 Thu

>The bad news is that Artie's wife got a call from his
>doctor telling her that Artie had either Alzheimer's
>or AIDS.
>She asked how she could tell.
>He told her tto take Artie out to the woods and leave
>him. If he finds his way back home, don't fuck him.
>
>"Win/win" said Artie's wife.

You have AIDS and Alzheimers, Artie asks" what should I do, doctor: Go home and forget about it" too obvious?

It wasn't Alzheimers, his wife just keeps
moving shit around in the house.

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