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[> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- Frank, 13:20:57 10/14/09 Wed

I must say that John has managed to dodge a bullet of epic proportions.
Not as epic as the proportions usually on display here, but epic nonetheless.

John
Never ever ever stop posting pictures of breasts.
Asses are nice.
Legs can be wonderful.
Eyes can make you weak.
Vaginas are fortunate to have that cute little tuft of hair to cover the Kaige... I mean... horrors beneath.

But breasts!
MMMMMMM Breasts.
They make a man's heart soar and his brain forget his marriage.
BREASTS RULE!!!!

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[> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- John MacMuckraker, 17:35:07 10/14/09 Wed

>I must say that John has managed to dodge a bullet of
>epic proportions.

Yeah. Right after posting it I realized the description of the dirigibles without visual confirmation was going to get me flamed. So...

I keep posting boobs.

As opposed to Mike who is a posting boob.

Do your worst.

I have boobmunition, all you have is your wit.

So you've got nothing.

But mass.

That's not a fat joke.

It's a physics joke.

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[> [> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- Mike P (ENOUGH already!!), 02:22:24 10/15/09 Thu

>That's not a fat joke.
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>It's a physics joke.
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OK, this is probably going to make for great fodder on here, but here it goes!

My first instict was to make some kind of "neanderthal" like, KOH laden threat about taking pot shots at me about my posting, and my "Mass", but I like to think that I have evolved beyond that, thanks in part, to my learning from those who have posted here before my joining the ranks. But every so often I feel the need to get "base" on here. I promise you that there will come a time when I will lose my mind, and actually fuck up the next person to crack on my size, or my intelligence. I put up with it on here because it's what we do, but even that has it's limits. I am at the point in my life where I don't give a flying fuck into a mules asshole, what you or any of these other derilicts think about me.

Having said that, eat a bag of aids infected dicks you cunting stoner!

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[> [> [> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- Frank, 11:28:08 10/15/09 Thu

NO!
I am not allowing Mike P to kill another post.

Mike, we all love you.
When I say "love", I mean "talk to you becasue sometimes you have booze".

John called you a "posting boob" becasue every time you post you kill the thread.
Well, not this time, my gravitationally challenged friend.

If you take offense to this thread you will be required to leave this board and go find the Evil Duke's board.

And if anything you post causes John to stop posting boobs, there is no place you can hide.
Sicilians?
Sicilians are pussies next to Scottish/German married men deprived of boob pictures.
We got nothing to lose.

Sincerely,
Cliff Allen
Thrown under the bus by Frank Dixon

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- Cliff, 17:01:32 10/15/09 Thu

>Sincerely,
>Cliff Allen
>Thrown under the bus by Frank Dixon

I'll have you know that I only make fat jokes about Mike, in his presence. Which is very brave, because, on my bad days, I am one of the few people that Mike could actually catch.

..or just shoot.

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- Mike P, 18:55:19 10/15/09 Thu

>NO!
>I am not allowing Mike P to kill another post.
>
>Mike, we all love you.
>When I say "love", I mean "talk to you becasue
>sometimes you have booze".
>
>John called you a "posting boob" becasue every time
>you post you kill the thread.
>Well, not this time, my gravitationally challenged
>friend.
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>If you take offense to this thread you will be
>required to leave this board and go find the Evil
>Duke's board.
>
>
>And if anything you post causes John to stop posting
>boobs, there is no place you can hide.
>Sicilians?
>Sicilians are pussies next to Scottish/German married
>men deprived of boob pictures.
>We got nothing to lose.
>
>
>Sincerely,
>Cliff Allen
>Thrown under the bus by Frank Dixon

First, I am very pro Boob! Keep them coming I say!
Second, Cliff get's my point, and thank you for that.

Now the Mea-culpa
I AM guilty of the brutal slaying of several threads, and
for this I should be punished.

Not like Frank has been punished in life, but more along
the lines of removing my posts from this board, which John has never done befo....yeah, about that?!

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[> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- No name, 12:58:55 10/15/09 Thu

OK, poke the bear in the cage, watch him roar.

You're an easy target Mike.

*Gulp* I'm not even trying, the idioms just flow like like water off a walrus' back.

Being defensive is the best way to kill the thread. Go on the offensive and the replies usually get funnier.

At least when Frank writes them.

I don't have to be funny. I have the boob photo server.

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[> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- Brian, 18:08:13 10/15/09 Thu

OMG!

It's bad enough I got to sort through the breasts but cow mams? Ick.

Although, is it just speciest of me to say homo sapiens have the best looking sex parts in the entire animal kingdom? We are sleek and clean and not so utilitarian, right?

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[> [> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- John MacLuau, 22:59:26 10/15/09 Thu

>Although, is it just speciest of me to say homo
>sapiens have the best looking sex parts in the entire
>animal kingdom?

Aww c'mon Brian, look again; they're soooo vascular, and talk about nipple pigment! I think you just can't admit to yourself that once you have your hands on a nice set o' four, as we call 'em on the farm, you will never again be able to leave the dairy. You never forget your first ruminant. I still remember it like it was 19 years 10 months and two days ago. Tess. Lovely Tess. What's strange about Tess was that she was pregnant when we met. But it didn't matter to me, I was a young lad in love. I was in the veterinary school, they had a public restroom. And Tess was studying to be Angus beef. We had such dreams then. I still carry this picture of us in my wallet, it's made from her.

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[> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- No name, 11:23:54 10/16/09 Fri

Uh John... two things.

First, Yuck.

And second, I want to buy a bottle of oxyclean.

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[> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- Mike P, 14:48:36 10/16/09 Fri

>OK, poke the bear in the cage, watch him roar.
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>You're an easy target Mike.
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>*Gulp* I'm not even trying, the idioms just flow like
>like water off a walrus' back.
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>Being defensive is the best way to kill the thread. Go
>on the offensive and the replies usually get funnier.
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>At least when Frank writes them.
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>I don't have to be funny. I have the boob photo server.
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It's hard to go on the offensive when I don't know who to direct my venom towards.

Calling me out, and not posting your name, is as gutless as me banging your mom (again), crawling out the door before she sobers up,

and not leaving the $20 bucks we agreed upon .

Is that offensive enough for you douchebag?

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[> [> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- John MacObvious, 17:28:59 10/16/09 Fri

OK, I forgot to put my name.

But you couldn't figure out who has the boob-server?

I was trying to be conciliatory since I obviously hit a nerve, and coax to back to the point of the hate board. My self denigrating cow fucking story didn't mitigate anything? I was sharing my life-pain with you!

OK. Let me just say this; "I'm sorry for all the horrible things I've said about you on the hate board." and also: "I'm sorry for all the horrible things I'm going to say about you on the hate board."

So now you're covered. Like a swimming pool get covered. Or a grand piano. Or a pregnant jersey cow named Tess.

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[> [> [> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- Mike P, 20:39:30 10/16/09 Fri

>OK, I forgot to put my name.
>
>But you couldn't figure out who has the boob-server?
>
>I was trying to be conciliatory since I obviously hit
>a nerve, and coax to back to the point of the hate
>board. My self denigrating cow fucking story didn't
>mitigate anything? I was sharing my life-pain with
>you!
>
>OK. Let me just say this; "I'm sorry for all the
>horrible things I've said about you on the hate
>board." and also: "I'm sorry for all the horrible
>things I'm going to say about you on the hate board."
>
>So now you're covered. Like a swimming pool get
>covered. Or a grand piano. Or a pregnant jersey cow
>named Tess.

Apology accepted?

I'm really not that fragile, it's just that certain things make me a little nuts, and as I am not wrapped that tight to begin with....

Besides,
I really thought it might have been Frank, as he is the Tit crazy one amoungst us, but he isn't that good with computers, except his knowledge of all the really good sites on which to gawk at huge mammary.

I didn't even get to the picture of the cow, as the eyes on the breasts kept staring at me, hypnotizing me, telling me to do bad things,very very bad things.

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[> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- Paul Ruggeri, 01:29:40 10/17/09 Sat

What the HELL *ARE* those?? They look like a cross between a big veiny scrotum and big saggy boobs...

Scro-boobs...?

Testi-tits...?

Nipple-nuts...?

So confused... I think yr just trying to confuse us gay people into thinking we're straight or bi...

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[> [> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- Brenda, 20:10:48 10/17/09 Sat

Paul to quote mean girls"your to gay to function" I doubt you will change your ways...

Then again the thought of a woman having a tumor would gross me out too and want me to bat for the same team...

eww even thinking about it eww

wait a minute I am dissing myself..

its ok I can do that!!

thankyou very much!!

I think I might have a tumor in my brain
nope cant use that as an excuse been this way for years