Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- AKA The Hate board

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[> [> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- John MacLuau, 22:59:26 10/15/09 Thu

>Although, is it just speciest of me to say homo
>sapiens have the best looking sex parts in the entire
>animal kingdom?

Aww c'mon Brian, look again; they're soooo vascular, and talk about nipple pigment! I think you just can't admit to yourself that once you have your hands on a nice set o' four, as we call 'em on the farm, you will never again be able to leave the dairy. You never forget your first ruminant. I still remember it like it was 19 years 10 months and two days ago. Tess. Lovely Tess. What's strange about Tess was that she was pregnant when we met. But it didn't matter to me, I was a young lad in love. I was in the veterinary school, they had a public restroom. And Tess was studying to be Angus beef. We had such dreams then. I still carry this picture of us in my wallet, it's made from her.

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[> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- No name, 11:23:54 10/16/09 Fri

Uh John... two things.

First, Yuck.

And second, I want to buy a bottle of oxyclean.

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[> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- Mike P, 14:48:36 10/16/09 Fri

>OK, poke the bear in the cage, watch him roar.
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>You're an easy target Mike.
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>*Gulp* I'm not even trying, the idioms just flow like
>like water off a walrus' back.
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>Being defensive is the best way to kill the thread. Go
>on the offensive and the replies usually get funnier.
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>At least when Frank writes them.
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>I don't have to be funny. I have the boob photo server.
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It's hard to go on the offensive when I don't know who to direct my venom towards.

Calling me out, and not posting your name, is as gutless as me banging your mom (again), crawling out the door before she sobers up,

and not leaving the $20 bucks we agreed upon .

Is that offensive enough for you douchebag?

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[> [> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- John MacObvious, 17:28:59 10/16/09 Fri

OK, I forgot to put my name.

But you couldn't figure out who has the boob-server?

I was trying to be conciliatory since I obviously hit a nerve, and coax to back to the point of the hate board. My self denigrating cow fucking story didn't mitigate anything? I was sharing my life-pain with you!

OK. Let me just say this; "I'm sorry for all the horrible things I've said about you on the hate board." and also: "I'm sorry for all the horrible things I'm going to say about you on the hate board."

So now you're covered. Like a swimming pool get covered. Or a grand piano. Or a pregnant jersey cow named Tess.

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[> [> [> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- Mike P, 20:39:30 10/16/09 Fri

>OK, I forgot to put my name.
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>But you couldn't figure out who has the boob-server?
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>I was trying to be conciliatory since I obviously hit
>a nerve, and coax to back to the point of the hate
>board. My self denigrating cow fucking story didn't
>mitigate anything? I was sharing my life-pain with
>you!
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>OK. Let me just say this; "I'm sorry for all the
>horrible things I've said about you on the hate
>board." and also: "I'm sorry for all the horrible
>things I'm going to say about you on the hate board."
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>So now you're covered. Like a swimming pool get
>covered. Or a grand piano. Or a pregnant jersey cow
>named Tess.

Apology accepted?

I'm really not that fragile, it's just that certain things make me a little nuts, and as I am not wrapped that tight to begin with....

Besides,
I really thought it might have been Frank, as he is the Tit crazy one amoungst us, but he isn't that good with computers, except his knowledge of all the really good sites on which to gawk at huge mammary.

I didn't even get to the picture of the cow, as the eyes on the breasts kept staring at me, hypnotizing me, telling me to do bad things,very very bad things.

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[> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- Paul Ruggeri, 01:29:40 10/17/09 Sat

What the HELL *ARE* those?? They look like a cross between a big veiny scrotum and big saggy boobs...

Scro-boobs...?

Testi-tits...?

Nipple-nuts...?

So confused... I think yr just trying to confuse us gay people into thinking we're straight or bi...

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[> [> [> Re: Shrooms are kicking in... -- Brenda, 20:10:48 10/17/09 Sat

Paul to quote mean girls"your to gay to function" I doubt you will change your ways...

Then again the thought of a woman having a tumor would gross me out too and want me to bat for the same team...

eww even thinking about it eww

wait a minute I am dissing myself..

its ok I can do that!!

thankyou very much!!

I think I might have a tumor in my brain
nope cant use that as an excuse been this way for years