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Date Posted: 18:35:23 11/09/09 Mon
Author: Mike P
Subject: Re: Tumor
In reply to: Brian 's message, "Re: Tumor" on 18:22:12 11/09/09 Mon

>>It means nothing without a name.
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>Because a dead girl in the basement joke is funnier
>with attribution?
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>Speaking of dead, my 12 yr old niece told me this.
>"what's the difference between a porsche and a dead
>baby? I don't have a porsche in my garage."
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>Ah, I could have cried.

Well at least you know what to get her for Christmas!

Therapy.

And on the same line of thought,

What's the difference between 14 year old girl,
and a 57 chevy?

I didn't lose my virginity in a 57 chevy(sound of skin crawling!)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Tumor -- Frank, 07:13:50 11/10/09 Tue

>I didn't lose my virginity in a 57 chevy(sound of skin
>crawling!)

If it's your skin, that'd be a LOT of crawling.

Because you have so much skin.

See what I did there?

I made a joke about Mike being fat.

Now he's going to get all Sicilian and threaten to kill everyone and everyone on this board will get scared until they remember that they have regular sized soors on their homes so Mike can't get in and they only have to watch out for his big van when they're out on the street and they'll be able to spot that easily with the big "Will Dj for Vicodin" sign on the side and everyone will forget about the dead girl in my basement unless I bring it up again...

Daaaaammmmmnnnn...

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Tumor -- Mike P, 13:42:12 11/11/09 Wed

>>I didn't lose my virginity in a 57 chevy(sound of skin
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>Now he's going to get all Sicilian and threaten to
>kill everyone and everyone on this board will get
>scared until they remember that they have regular
>sized soors on their homes so Mike can't get in and
>they only have to watch out for his big van when
>they're out on the street and they'll be able to spot
>that easily with the big "Will Dj for Vicodin" sign on
>the side and everyone will forget about the dead girl
>in my basement unless I bring it up again...
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>Daaaaammmmmnnnn...

Ok , That's just fucking funny, I don't care who you are!

But what the hell is regular sized "soors"?

I guess it could be the wounds from a normal beating,
as opposed to 3x beating one would get for calling me
fat, but I think it was just drunken typing, at an hour
where a wife wouldn't be awake to catch someone scouring
for porn or mail order brides.

I could be wrong.

But I don't think so.

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