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[> [> Re: Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you. -- Mike P, 15:40:42 03/05/10 Fri

>Also, I'll miss Mike Paolucci, who, after waiting nine
>months to get an appointment for his government doctor
>will be told that there's just nothing they can do for
>him and send him over to the death panel.
>Maybe out of mercy, Sarah Palin will shoot him and end
>it all quickly.

I'd think that would be more of a gig for Dick Cheyney,
he has a perfect "one for one" record, and that one was
a lawyer.

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[> Re: Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you. -- John Macblahblahblah, 11:33:18 03/05/10 Fri

>That means no mammograms for that sweet young thing,
>so she'd better treat those globes carefully.

I'm pretty sure that silicone can't metastisize, so she's safe for the time being...

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[> [> Re: Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you. -- John MacAshamed, 00:23:12 03/06/10 Sat

>
>>That means no mammograms for that sweet young thing,
>>so she'd better treat those globes carefully.
>
>
>I'm pretty sure that silicone can't metastisize, so
>she's safe for the time being...

OK, I've been informed via email to the utter insensitivity shown in the above statement. You're right, I am a stupid guy who thought a tasteless breast implant joke was not merely a mask for my misogynistic tendencies but somehow funny. Which of course it wasn't. Neither was the fact that apparently lots of women with implants have also gotten cancer. I'm just so ashamed. Just shoot me.

Not you Mike.

One of the men.

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[> [> [> Re: Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you. -- Mike P, 04:38:01 03/06/10 Sat

>Not you Mike.
>
>
>
>One of the men.

Oh John, dear misguided, insensitive John,

I knew you couldn't be referring to me, you
didn't once mention me in the proper terminology: immortal, and or God like.

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[> Re: Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you. -- Artie, 08:32:07 03/06/10 Sat

>I pity the voluptuous lady soaping up her massive
>mambos in the shower.
>Soon Obama will ram through his takeover of healthcare
>to make every person in America, legal or not, totally
>dependent on the government for healthcare.
>That means no mammograms for that sweet young thing,
>so she'd better treat those globes carefully.
>
>Also, I'll miss Mike Paolucci, who, after waiting nine
>months to get an appointment for his government doctor
>will be told that there's just nothing they can do for
>him and send him over to the death panel.
>Maybe out of mercy, Sarah Palin will shoot him and end
>it all quickly.
>
>I'll miss me, too, after my blood pressure meds become
>too expensive and I die from hypertension. Of course,
>there is diet and exercise that could keep me alive,
>but that's a lot of work.
>
>And Artie, poor Artie, when his wife's
>government-mandated salary drops so low that he has to
>go back to Mud Begging and perishes when the adoring
>crowd rushes the mud pit to show their love and
>crushes his tiny hairy frame.
>
>And Cliff and Brian, whose bionic hips are replaced by
>rubber bands and duct tape so that their titanium
>parts can be used to keep illegal immigrants on the
>job mowing Nancy Pelosi's lawn.
>
>Hope and change.
>Hope and change.

...your undertanding of this subject is a lot like your driving of your father-in-law's van...

...alcohol may not have been directly involved, but it has certainly affected your ability to perform it correctly.

...none of your Fox points are correct, although your Foxy Lady points are generally perky

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[> [> Re: Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you. -- Frank, 07:15:44 03/08/10 Mon

> ...your undertanding of this subject is a lot like
>your driving of your father-in-law's van...

Undertanding?
None of your baby talk here, good sir.

But you are right about the connection between the healthcare "debate" and my totalling of the family van.
Both will end in total destruction due to an unconscious driver behind the wheel.

See what I did there?
I turned Artie's slam around to slam Obama bin Hitler.
Then I got all name-call-ey and ruined it.

Just like sex.

I hear.

(sigh)

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[> [> Re: Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you. -- Mike P, 00:04:42 03/08/10 Mon

>cough snort "GOD LIKE"?? EWWW :P

I said "God like" as opposed to being
like God, which my name translates to.
My middle name is Peter, which translates
to "the Rock".

SO Technically I'm a Rock God!

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[> [> [> Re: Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you. -- No name, 18:11:38 03/08/10 Mon

Of the Sedimentary variety, yes? You never struck me as metamorphic or particularly igneous.

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[> [> [> [> Re: Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you. -- Mike P, 02:36:55 03/09/10 Tue

You never struck me
>as metamorphic or particularly igneous.

If you like, I COULD strike you, it would
be no trouble at all, in fact I would probably
derive great pleasure from it,

IN FACT, I COULD POSSIBLY TAKE OUT ALL MY FRUSTRATIONS FROM THE LAST TWO MONTHS, ON YOUR MISERABLE no name POSTING ASS!

Beating your torso against a rock until you bleed from every
open orifice on your body, or until your eyes roll back inside your head, and you choke on your own blood, and as
you gasp your last breath, I will cut both your ears off, and make a necklace out of them.

Would you like that?,HMMM, Would You?

Sorry about this gang, I just saw Avitar in 3D, and I'm a little keyed up.

OK, I'm only partly kidding about the ear thing.

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[> [> Re: Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you. -- John MacEverettHorton, 13:01:03 03/09/10 Tue

>I said "God like" as opposed to being
>like God, which my name translates to.
>My middle name is Peter, which translates
>to "the Rock".

>SO Technically I'm a Rock God!

Point of Order Madame Speaker! By your own assertion, Senator, your name means 'god like' and 'rock.' In my state we don't have your fancy eastern ways, we would translate that as 'god-like rock' which everybody knows is that delightful christian rock they play at the singing mass. And everybody knows how much christian rock is loved by all the singing faithful. Except a singing Marianne Faithfull. Marianne won a study grant from the Thai cooking school. Their highest honor, the Ginger Grant.
"Is that so, Mr. Peabody?"
"That's right Sherman, everybody knows Marianne and her Ginger Grant."

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[> [> [> Re: Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you. -- Frank, 13:16:57 03/09/10 Tue

That pun was so funny I'm still gilligan.

Get it? Like gigglin', only Gilligan, like the Isle?

Cause Maryann and Ginger were on the isle?

I hate this realm.

And the rest.

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[> [> [> [> Re: Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you. -- No name, 16:25:11 03/09/10 Tue

>That pun was so funny I'm still gilligan.

We at the Dyslexia Foundation of America can't figure out what the hell you people are Typing. Thank you for your support.

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you. -- Mike P, 16:36:18 03/09/10 Tue

>>That pun was so funny I'm still gilligan.
>
>We at the Dyslexia Foundation of America can't figure
>out what the hell you people are Typing. Thank you for
>your support.

I thought I'd killed this thread, I'm losing my touch.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you. -- Brian, 18:28:56 03/09/10 Tue

Not losing your touch, as long as what you want to touch is within arm's reach.

Which I won't be, after your threats of physical violence. Who knew you hated sedimentary rocks so much.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you. -- Mike P, 18:43:51 03/09/10 Tue

>Not losing your touch, as long as what you want to
>touch is within arm's reach.
>
>Which I won't be, after your threats of physical
>violence. Who knew you hated sedimentary rocks so
>much.

Sedimentary rocks?! AHH, I thought you meant "Sedentary rock".
That changes everything.

and nothing.

Be afraid.