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Date Posted: 08:32:07 03/06/10 Sat
Author: Artie
Subject: Re: Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you.
In reply to: 's message, "Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you." on 07:09:47 03/05/10 Fri

>I pity the voluptuous lady soaping up her massive
>mambos in the shower.
>Soon Obama will ram through his takeover of healthcare
>to make every person in America, legal or not, totally
>dependent on the government for healthcare.
>That means no mammograms for that sweet young thing,
>so she'd better treat those globes carefully.
>
>Also, I'll miss Mike Paolucci, who, after waiting nine
>months to get an appointment for his government doctor
>will be told that there's just nothing they can do for
>him and send him over to the death panel.
>Maybe out of mercy, Sarah Palin will shoot him and end
>it all quickly.
>
>I'll miss me, too, after my blood pressure meds become
>too expensive and I die from hypertension. Of course,
>there is diet and exercise that could keep me alive,
>but that's a lot of work.
>
>And Artie, poor Artie, when his wife's
>government-mandated salary drops so low that he has to
>go back to Mud Begging and perishes when the adoring
>crowd rushes the mud pit to show their love and
>crushes his tiny hairy frame.
>
>And Cliff and Brian, whose bionic hips are replaced by
>rubber bands and duct tape so that their titanium
>parts can be used to keep illegal immigrants on the
>job mowing Nancy Pelosi's lawn.
>
>Hope and change.
>Hope and change.



...your undertanding of this subject is a lot like your driving of your father-in-law's van...


...alcohol may not have been directly involved, but it has certainly affected your ability to perform it correctly.



...none of your Fox points are correct, although your Foxy Lady points are generally perky

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[> [> Re: Careful, soon therre'll be no mammograms for you. -- Frank, 07:15:44 03/08/10 Mon

> ...your undertanding of this subject is a lot like
>your driving of your father-in-law's van...


Undertanding?
None of your baby talk here, good sir.

But you are right about the connection between the healthcare "debate" and my totalling of the family van.
Both will end in total destruction due to an unconscious driver behind the wheel.

See what I did there?
I turned Artie's slam around to slam Obama bin Hitler.
Then I got all name-call-ey and ruined it.

Just like sex.










I hear.












(sigh)


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