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[> [> [> Re: My letter is in the Metro -- Old Man Dixon, 07:00:40 03/19/10 Fri

Get off my lawn!

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[> [> [> [> Re: My letter is in the Metro -- Cliff, 09:40:48 03/19/10 Fri

Ah Frank...

The Wally George of the Renn Faire set. (or is it Floyd R. Turbo?)
Wave your curmudgeon flag high!

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: My letter is in the Metro -- Old Man Dixon, 13:05:26 03/19/10 Fri

You're not getting your softball back this way.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: My letter is in the Metro -- Mike P, 18:33:06 03/19/10 Fri

>You're not getting your softball back this way.

I see unfolding something like this,

"I don't know what happened officer, the Girl scout went
up his stairs with a satchel full of cookies, and that's
the last we saw of her. Later that day we saw "OLD MAN DIXON" rocking on the porch, snacking on what looked like thin mints, mumbling something about "that fucking O'bahma" and drinking something out of some kind of mug".

Later that day: Mr. Dixon you under arrest.

Frank: "And I would have gotten away with it, if wasn't for those meddling kids!"

"ROOOOOBY ROO!!!!"

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: My letter is in the Metro -- Mike P, 18:36:59 03/19/10 Fri

And now with editing in place.

>I see it unfolding something like this,
>
>"I don't know what happened officer, the Girl scout
>went
>up his stairs with a satchel full of cookies, and
>that's
>the last we saw of her. Later that day we saw "OLD MAN
>DIXON" rocking on the porch, snacking on what looked
>like thin mints, mumbling something about "that
>fucking O'bahma" and drinking something out of some
>kind of mug".
>
>Later that day: Mr. Dixon you're under arrest.
>
>Frank: "And I would have gotten away with it, if
>wasn't for those meddling kids!"
>
>"ROOOOOBY ROO!!!!"

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[> [> [> Re: My letter is in the Metro -- artie, 15:12:35 03/19/10 Fri

>Letters to the Editor! God In Heaven! How many cats
>away from crazy are you? You're going to become Crazy
>Old Man Dixon as in "Don't lose your ball in that
>yard, Crazy Old Man Dixon will get you!". Sitting on
>your porch with a shotgun, waiting for trespassers and
>revenuers. Believe it or not you're too young for
>that.






...Seriously brian, when was the last time you saw him?


...He's like Dorian Gray's uncle.



...older uncle.



...older, crazy uncle.



...older, crazy, up in the attic never let out crazy fucking shit house rat crazy uncle...


...and don't get him started on the aunt.

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[> [> [> [> Re: My letter is in the Metro -- Brian, 18:15:59 03/22/10 Mon

I saw him around Christmas. He seemed stressed, what with the holidays and she who shall not be named, but it didn't seem like he'd gone round the bend. Sure he has the round the bend brochure, but I thought he was just looking. Mayybe to rent but not to own.

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