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Date Posted: Tue, 12/17/02 7:26am
Author: bow
Subject: Re: Cousin John
In reply to: tso 's message, "Re: proper english" on Mon, 12/16/02 11:02pm

Tsoidii-
yeah, ya better watch out what you pick up at yer cousin Johns place - its kinda Trent Lotty there.
Ya ever hear O the Kentack hillbilly boy that got his-self a college edumacashun? :

It seems this Kantuck boy went and grajiated from college. His daddy was so proud O him that he had a feast in the boys honor.

At the feast, the proud daddy announces his son as a college grajiate and asks him to say a few words from his learnin at higher edumacashun.
Da boy is all nervous bout his sudden celebrity status that he forgets what to say; Finally he comes to and figures he'll say sumtin smart from his Mathematics classes where he learnt that the Volumn of a circle is "TTr(square)", which translates to "Pie R Square".

So the boy annouces, " Pie R Square".....and the daddy looks at him kinda perplexed and slaps the boy upside the head ans says' " you dipshit, everybody knows pie are round"..........

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