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Date Posted: Sun, 07/ 6/03 8:48am
Author: Steve Russell
Subject: Itsy bitsy song

I've been mourning over the sweetest Black Lab and Cocker cross who ever put his pigeon-toed paws on the ground and I want to thank all of you for your support. Another friend of mine, Jim Hill from California, wrote this song and proved that even when I am sad anyway and the subject is even sadder, human beings can always laugh.

Steve

Don't forget to pronounce "Dub-Ya," children of the '50s, as you sing this to the tune of (and with apologies to Brian Hyland, the author of)

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-dot Bikini:


George Bush feared they might lose an election
The new economy was on the slide
So they rigged up a big mass distraction
Just to save his political hide.
Four, three, two, one, tell the people what he done --

He told an itsy bitsy teeny weeny fib about the WMD,
Yes he lied to the country one day
An itsy bitsy teeny weeny lie about the WMD
‘Cause in the White House he wanted to stay.

He said Saddam, well he wants to attack us,
He said Saddam’s really terribly bad
He said Saddam has the bomb and anthracus,
Besides, he tri-ed to do in my Dad!
One, two, three, four, don’t go ‘way, we’ll tell you more --

It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny lie about the WMD
That he went and repeated each day
An itsy bitsy teeny weeny lie about the WMD
Because in power he wanted to stay.

From the Senate he got the permission
To invade and to conquer Iraq
Up to Orange went the warning condition
At any minute Saddam might attack.
Two, three, four, five, tell the people ‘bout his jive --

It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny lie about the WMD
that he used to scare the people each day
an itsy bitsy teeny weeny lie about the WMD
‘Cause in the White House he wanted to stay.

The invasion rolled on to Baghdad
To Karbala, Tikrit, and Kirkuk
But there’s one thing that really made George mad
They found no anthrax wherever they looked.

No, not one itsy bitsy teeny weeny scrap of any WMD
Did they find in Iraq when they looked
No itsy bitsy teeny weeny atom of a WMD
And Dubya’s goose, well it just might be cooked.

So they searched high and low through Iraq
Even looked in Saddam’s underwear
But not a shred of the stuff could they bring back
This may have caused old George Dubya to swear.
One, two, three, test, tell the people all the rest --

Yes, not one itsy bitsy teeny weeny scrap of any WMD
was ever found in Iraq so they say
That itsy bitsy teeny weeny lie about the WMD
Let’s hope it makes Dubya Bush go away.

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