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Date Posted: Thu, 02/20/03 6:09pm
Author: lagirl
Subject: Making that puppy row
In reply to: kangi 's message, "Re: Wanting to check" on Wed, 02/19/03 8:46pm

>Hey Bow,
>Got my dog and cat with me in the boat...how do I make
>them row?

Kangi--

I know you didn't address this to me, but I can't resist. Isn't it obvious? You take a fishing pole and hook yourself a bluegill or a catfish. Make a sling for your cat and hang him off the middle of the fishing pole so he can't quite reach that fish but will keep on trying.

Then you put the dog in the water, tied to the front of the boat, with that fishing pole plus cat plus fish just out of his reach.

Instant perpetual motion! Forget about all that Arabian oil. That puppy will swim forever!

Now, where is the phone number for the US Patent Office? We have just solved the US energy crisis. Bet Bush will be pissed, though. All of his oil buddies are about to suffer a major loss in income!
:-)
lagirl

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Replies:

Re: Making that puppy row -- OlUgly (aka UG), Thu, 02/20/03 6:19pm
Re: Making that puppy row -- kangi, Thu, 02/20/03 6:59pm
Re: Making that puppy row -- john mohdom, Thu, 02/20/03 7:34pm
- Re: Making that puppy row -- lagirl, Thu, 02/20/03 7:43pm
  - Re: Making that puppy row -- john mohdom, Thu, 02/20/03 7:54pm
    - Re: Making that puppy row -- sunny, Thu, 02/20/03 8:51pm
      - Re: Making that puppy row -- lagirl, Thu, 02/20/03 9:32pm
        Re: Making that puppy row -- sunny, Thu, 02/20/03 10:09pm
        Re: Making that puppy row -- lagirl55, Thu, 02/20/03 10:24pm
        Re: Making that puppy row -- kangi, Fri, 02/21/03 12:04am
        Re: Making that puppy row -- lagirl, Fri, 02/21/03 2:36am
        Re: Making that puppy row -- john mohdom, Fri, 02/21/03 8:21pm
        Egg-stra, Egg-stra, read all about it! -- lagirl, Fri, 02/21/03 9:42pm
        Re: Making that puppy row -- sunny, Fri, 02/21/03 9:59pm
        I'm outta here! :-) -- lagirl, Fri, 02/21/03 10:36pm
        Re: I'm outta here! :-) -- john mohdom, Sat, 02/22/03 10:08pm
        Oh, my!! -- lagirl, Sat, 02/22/03 10:28pm
        Re: Oh, my!! -- Bella, Sun, 02/23/03 7:38am
        Re: Oh, my!! -- john mohdom, Sun, 02/23/03 8:22pm
        Re: Making that puppy row -- john mohdom, Sat, 02/22/03 8:40pm
        Re: Making that puppy row -- sunny, Sun, 02/23/03 3:01pm