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Date Posted: 04:14:13 05/10/03 Sat
Author: Kay "Blaze" Magnus
Subject: Chapter Thirty-Four: "~~Hey, Hey, Hey... Goodbye...~~"

Alex and Red were blazing down the road at speeds you'd expect for a Lamborgini Countach...
Only they were in a Ford Thunderbird.

"~~-Mothers, tell your children not to do what I have done. Spend your lives in sin and mis-er-y in the house of the Rising Sun...

Well, I got one foot on the platform, the other on the train, I'm going back to New Orleans to wear that ball and chain...

WELL!! THERE IS A HOUSE IN NEW ORLEANS, THEY CALL THE RISING SUN, AND IT'S BEEN THE RUIN OF MANY A POOR BOY, AND GOD I KNOW I'M ONNNEE!!~~"

Red glared at Alex, "Hrm. Someone must want to spend the next hundred miles locked in the trunk..."

**==

In Dalton, J.T. and Kay are facing off against that which even insane people fear... A giant hybrid between Gojira and Barney... Yes, folks, it giggles insanely and spouts off stuff about friendship and being nice just before it melts you with an atomic fireball.

"'Finally a chance in this storyline to show how bad-ass I really am.' Seiken... SWIFT SWORD!" Kay swung his sword at Barn-Zilla and release the lightning energy.

"'Double whammy?'"

"'You're on!'" On Kay's affirmative, J.T. reached in his pocket and pulled out an Omni-magic materia...

"Mighty waves, batter the shore... WATERAGA!"

"Loose fateful lightning... SWIFT SWORD!"

The double whammy of water and thunder sent Barn-zilla flying...

**==
(No offense meant to Alex by the attitude and language of Amanda's parents in this part. - J.T.)

"I DON'T CARE HOW YOU THINK YOU FEEL! HE'S A NIGGER AND THAT'S THAT!"

In retrospect... Amanda should have been more careful looking at Iggy's picture knowing of her parents feelings. Of course... now she could DO something about it. Which was storm out the front door.

"IF YOU GO OUT THAT DOOR, DON'T EVER BOTHER TRYING TO COME BACK!"

She walked out the door.

"Need a lift, Mandi-chan?"

Amanda opened the door of the Thunderbird and snuggled in beside Alex in a seat meant for one. As they drove off, a giant Barney/Godzilla hybrid landed in Amanda's front yard.

"Any other town, that'd seem strange..." Red muttered...

Kay and J.T. flew over head and began to speak in unison...

"ZARZARD, ZARZARD, SAKUROLO! Burning in the depths of the pits of darkness, let the fires of Hell take you, may the fires become my sword and strike you down... VENOM!"

Two simultanious melting spells flew at Barn-zilla, but one slightly missed and caught Amanda's house as well. Her parents' screams made Silver and Kiati up in Maryland glance up...

"Oops."

The Thunderbird drove off just ahead of a wave of blood from the remains of Barn-zilla.

"Who's gonna explain THAT to the cops...?"

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